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Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
My house is on fire!!!
Must....save....computer....
kinda preoccupied at the moment, please leave message, oh yeah, and call 911, must....save......computer......
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Submitted by: snookthebook |
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Dude did u know that a gorilla escaped? Well I didn't either until it knocked on my door, called me a dirty ho, and kicked me in the leg! So right now I am chasin that damn monkey! I'm gonna knock his lights out! Yeah thats what I'm gonna do so chill 4 a bit..!
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Submitted by: lilstarbaby1205 |
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If you sleep with a girl without protection, you're having sex with everyone your partner had sex with before. So if your girlfriend slept with a guy, who slept with your ex g/f, who you slept with, technically you could be screwing yourself.
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Submitted by: sanitysgstd099 |
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I am on a quest to the deepest darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for a may not return alive.
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Submitted by: NoMeGustaRats |
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hello %n, im a little busy, if it's an emergency, call 911
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Submitted by: username |
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Are you aware of the discovery in the human body of a nerve that connects the eyeball to the asshole? It is called the anal optic nerve. It is responsible for giving people a sh*tty outlook on life. If you don't believe me, pulla hair from your ass and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eye.
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Is there a reason why you keep on IMing me? Do you need help? There is a program just for you called... Mavis Beacon!
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Submitted by: P1NKFLAM1NGOZ |
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This place reeks of evil. Either that, or it's sausage... Nope, I'm pretty sure it's evil.
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Submitted by: NoMeGustaRats |
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It's only funny untilsomeone gets hurt...then it's hilarious!!!
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Submitted by: bombsaway003 |
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Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions.
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Submitted by: mltrack87 |
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Rules of me:
#1. i am always right
#2, just in case i am wrong see rule #1
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Submitted by: i aint tellin |
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Hello, you have reached %n's away message, your message will be answered to in the order in which it was recieved, your message is number 1,645,845 , please hold, your message is important to me.
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