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Category: ChuckNorris
Message: Chuck norris counted to infinity......twice
Submitted By: xxlaurissaxx

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Sex is a Sensation caused by a Temptation.when a guy sticks his Location in a girls Destination,to Increase population for the next Generation..u get my Explanation or need a Demonstration?!?!
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4.0/5 (572 votes)

Submitted by: iluvdavey1418
Monkey see,
Monkey do.
If I shut up,
Will you too?
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3.9/5 (237 votes)

Submitted by: thegirlwhoknows
A husband and wife were moving from Illinois to Florida. The husband left 5 days earlier. He sent an e-mail to his wife when he got to their new home. He accidently typed in the wrong adress, and it was sent to an eldery woman whose husband had just died. The message read:
"Dear my love,
I've just arrived for my destination. Plans are made for your arrival tommorrow.
Love, Your Husband
P.S. It sure is warm down here.
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4.3/5 (1960 votes)

Submitted by: KBizzle2321
There was a cub, a cardinal, a yankee and a red sox player on top of a cliff. The cub player said "this is for my team" and jumped off of the cliff. The cardinal player wanted to be a better person so he said "this is for my team" and ran then flipped off of the cliff. The yankee and the red sox player looked at each other both thinking "i don't really wanna die". But after a long period of waiting, the red sox player goes, "you know what, this is for my team" and pushed the yankee player of the cliff!
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3.9/5 (551 votes)

Submitted by: youll neva know!
~ HaTe ~ a SpEcIaL kInD oF lOvE gIvEn To PeOpLe ThAt SuCk
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3.0/5 (87 votes)

Submitted by: bonbon
My great advice to you, don't put your tongue on the end of a 9v battery. You'll find out why.
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2.8/5 (162 votes)

Submitted by: KoAlAkRaZy17
In my bed, care to join me?
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2.3/5 (197 votes)

Submitted by: StupidMonkey440
This is a sad and funny away message. The sad thing is you're IMing me expecting me to read your message and return. The funny thing is that I'm at my computer desk laughing the whole thing up right now.
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3.6/5 (297 votes)

Submitted by: buddahstheman3
Welcome to the ool.
...notice there is no 'P'..lets keep it that way.
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3.0/5 (166 votes)

Submitted by: GreendayObsessed
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you!
Woman: But would you stay there??
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3.2/5 (147 votes)

Submitted by: GreendayObsessed
I don't suffer from addiction to Billie Joe Armstrong........i enjoy every second of it!
....im off watching him on tv, I think my face is glued to the screen. this might take a while...........
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2.6/5 (103 votes)

Submitted by: GreendayObsessed
O__o...this is bob. Bob likes you. Bob likes pointy things. I suggest you run away from bob.
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3.5/5 (289 votes)

Submitted by: GreendayObsessed

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