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I Put the FU in "fun"
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Submitted by: XxMessicanxX4225 |
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I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.
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3.3/5 (237 votes)
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Submitted by: Luckyangel5346 |
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Think of it this way...I dont want to talk to you
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3.3/5 (186 votes)
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Submitted by: yogurl33 |
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Hey...I'd loved to chat and all, but I'm too busy chasing the furry little men around my room....
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3.2/5 (121 votes)
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Submitted by: HoneyGirlie352 |
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WARNING! Never attempt to directly fax anyone an image of your naked buttocks. Always photocopy your buttocks and fax the photocopy.
-Warning label on a fax machine
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3.2/5 (142 votes)
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Submitted by: ncjon118 |
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That which does not kill me had better run pretty darn fast.
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3.2/5 (144 votes)
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Submitted by: ncjon118 |
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You have reached the reverend (yourscreenname's) confession hotline. Please leave your sin, and I'll get back to you with a penance. Remember that a confession doesn't count unless it's a vivid, detailed, blow-by-blow description of the sin. Thank you.
- Currently 3.24/5
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3.2/5 (196 votes)
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Submitted by: ncjon118 |
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I'm tired of all this sex on the TV,I mean, I keep falling off! -Monty Python
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3.2/5 (163 votes)
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Submitted by: ncjon118 |
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Warning: Do not drink the battery acid. It doesn't taste good and will hurt you. Also do not bite the tires, especially while the bike is moving.Our lawyers made us put these warnings in. -In a manual for a motorcycle
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3.2/5 (163 votes)
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Submitted by: ncjon118 |
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Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view.
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3.2/5 (177 votes)
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Submitted by: ncjon118 |
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I'm having a staring contest with the wall. It's harder than I thought! Anyway, when I win, I'll be back.
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3.2/5 (130 votes)
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Submitted by: brattyblue4 |
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I'm bartending at an AA meeting..bbl
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3.2/5 (153 votes)
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Submitted by: LckyCz7 |
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