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How do you kill a purple elephant? Use a purple elephant gun. How do you kill a gray elephant? Strangle it until it turns purple and then shoot it with the purple elephant gun.
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O__o...this is bob. Bob likes you. Bob likes pointy things. I suggest you run away from bob.
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Submitted by: GreendayObsessed |
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This is (your sreen name):
If you are the credit card company, I already sent the money.
If you are one of my friends, you owe me money.
If you are female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
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Submitted by: ncjon118 |
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I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'
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668-9911.......... thats the # to my eye doctor's office, because you can't see the YELLOW note pad in front of my s/n
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Submitted by: SexyAngel15253 |
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OHHH. Shiny object. So pretty............
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Submitted by: username |
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I hate it when someone asks me "If everyone else jumped off a bridge, would you do it too?" So, I'm on my way to go jump off a bridge because I wanted to be a trend setter and jump off the bridge first. I won't be jumping just because everyone else did!
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Are you too gullible? WE CAN HELP!! Send $1000 to...
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Submitted by: nikeryguy2001 |
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If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
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Heaven doesn't want me... But Hell's afraid I'll take over!
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Standing on train tracks, don't worry, a train won't hi..
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Hello, you have reached %n's away message, your message will be answered to in the order in which it was recieved, your message is number 1,645,845 , please hold, your message is important to me.
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