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My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet...
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Submitted by: Livy |
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Sorry I am being Chased by 6 Penguins and they seem to want my ButterFinger but damnit they can't have it. So I will be back after I have run them over with my Barbie Car.
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Submitted by: Livy |
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You're not drunk if you can lay on the floor with out holding on...
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3.5/5 (405 votes)
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Submitted by: VMan25bv |
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A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water!
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Submitted by: skiendog |
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Inventions rejected:fireproof matches
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Submitted by: skiendog |
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I am right 90% of the time. So why worry about the other 3%?
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3.5/5 (334 votes)
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Submitted by: lumberfoot |
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Sorry, I only listen to the little voices inside my head...
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Submitted by: Pinkpanther |
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His AE shirt ... $35, his A&F shorts ... $48, his GAP boxers ... $12, his Adidas sandals ... $20. All these items on your floor . . . priceless.
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3.5/5 (600 votes)
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Submitted by: PetYoDog8 |
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Its not right for people to walk around with there shirts off to show their muscles... I mean you don't see me walking around with my shorts off.....
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3.5/5 (288 votes)
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Submitted by: Tommy H 26 |
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Confusius say: Man who eat jelly beans fart in technicolor
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Submitted by: i am awesome |
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Instructions on how to keep an idiot busy: Read instructions again.
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Submitted by: Z |
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I threw rocks at the campus clown again, so if the police show up at your door, we never had this conversation...
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3.5/5 (187 votes)
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Submitted by: Naughtybunny15 |
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