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I'm doing something really important right now. I'm spinning in my computer chair, be with you when I can see straight again......"PLease stop the room from spinning, I'd like to get off
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:-) :-) I smile because I don't know what's going on :-) :-)
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Submitted by: DownAzzChica4 |
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It's only funny untilsomeone gets hurt...then it's hilarious!!!
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Submitted by: bombsaway003 |
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There is a smurf at my door and i have many questions to ask him...like what color his face turns when he holds his breath...bb when i'm done!
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Submitted by: PinkVelvetStars - ashley |
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You are probably doing one of these two things:
1. You think you are slick by checking my profile to see what my away message is, so you don't have to IM me and look stupid.
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2. You are looking stupid because there is a little yellow post-it right next to my name, and yet you still IM me.(With the exception that I was talking to you before and now you are answering me, and in that case you are SLOW!)
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Submitted by: P1NKFLAM1NGOZ |
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If the ocean were vodka and I were a duck, I'd swim to the bottom and drink it all up. But the ocean's not vodka, and I'm not a duck, so pass me the bottle and lets get f**ked up!
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Submitted by: Corey122286 |
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This is a sad and funny away message. The sad thing is you're IMing me expecting me to read your message and return. The funny thing is that I'm at my computer desk laughing the whole thing up right now.
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Submitted by: buddahstheman3 |
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I fell out of my chair... this could take awhile.
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Submitted by: ncjon118 |
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You have just recieved the Amish Computer Virus. Since the Amish don't have computers, it is based on the honor system. So please delete all the files from your computer. Thank you for you cooperation.
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Submitted by: ncjon118 |
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Procrastination is like masturbation...in the end you just end up screwing yourself.
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I'll be back when I can get my head from between the rail in my stair case.
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Think about it? Will they ever give the Tricks bunny some cereal? " Silly rabbit, tricks are for kids!" or leave the leprochon alone?" they stole me lucky charms!" Life is just not fair! Even the bunnies get screwed!
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Submitted by: XoxJeSsIe21xoX |
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