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Who are you? and why are you reading my Away Message?
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Submitted by: Z |
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My great advice to you, don't put your tongue on the end of a 9v battery. You'll find out why.
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Submitted by: KoAlAkRaZy17 |
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Running around robbing banks all whacked out on scooby snacks.
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Submitted by: ncjon118 |
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Lost my bikini top surfing the web... hold on while I go and find it!
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Submitted by: aibo244 |
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Picking the fuzz off my sock, be back when I'm done.
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Submitted by: Sock |
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I'm away but if I told you were I was I would have to kill you buh bye!!
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Submitted by: nicole |
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Repetition is a sign of stupidity.
Repetition is a sign of stupidity.
Repetition is a sign of stupidity.
Repetition is a sign of stupidity.
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Submitted by: tomyboy2us |
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HELP ME!!!!! I'M BEING CHASED BY A KILLER AFLAC DUCK. QUACK. HELLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP
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Submitted by: tomyboy2us |
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Hey %n I am not at my computer right now cause while I was away my computer ran away, so I am chaseing it right now. If you see me go past your house running after a computer, put up this away message and come and help me!
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Submitted by: ? |
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On my way to my computer I went to sit down but missed the chair, fell on my head and dropped unconscious. And when I came to this away message came up. So leave a message. Oh, and can you tell %n that I found his underwear.
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If you are a man, let's have a show of hands. Who here is female, let's have a show of hands. Who here is an idiot? Great. Now put your hands down, everybody.
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Submitted by: sanitysgstd099 |
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Hello. You have reached The Autopsy-IM. If you are already cut open, Press 1.If you are ordering a new body, Press 2.If you are ordering a cut body, Press 3.If you are picking up a body, Press 4.If you chose none of the options above, please stay on the IM. You will soon be tracked down and picked up in a nice cozy black 'sleeping-bag'.Have a nice day and thank you for choosing Autopsy IM!
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Submitted by: Silver Chan |
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