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Category: Religious
Message: Jesus loves the little children all the little children of the world. red yellow black or white there all precious in his sight. jesus loves the little children of the world!!!!!!!!
Submitted By: bigbootie69

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Who are you? and why are you reading my Away Message?
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2.8/5 (81 votes)

Submitted by: Z
My great advice to you, don't put your tongue on the end of a 9v battery. You'll find out why.
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2.8/5 (162 votes)

Submitted by: KoAlAkRaZy17
Running around robbing banks all whacked out on scooby snacks.
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2.7/5 (82 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
Lost my bikini top surfing the web... hold on while I go and find it!
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2.7/5 (113 votes)

Submitted by: aibo244
Picking the fuzz off my sock, be back when I'm done.
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2.7/5 (100 votes)

Submitted by: Sock
I'm away but if I told you were I was I would have to kill you buh bye!!
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2.7/5 (77 votes)

Submitted by: nicole
Repetition is a sign of stupidity.
Repetition is a sign of stupidity.
Repetition is a sign of stupidity.
Repetition is a sign of stupidity.
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2.7/5 (129 votes)

Submitted by: tomyboy2us
HELP ME!!!!! I'M BEING CHASED BY A KILLER AFLAC DUCK. QUACK. HELLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP
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2.7/5 (152 votes)

Submitted by: tomyboy2us
Hey %n I am not at my computer right now cause while I was away my computer ran away, so I am chaseing it right now. If you see me go past your house running after a computer, put up this away message and come and help me!
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2.7/5 (91 votes)

Submitted by: ?
On my way to my computer I went to sit down but missed the chair, fell on my head and dropped unconscious. And when I came to this away message came up. So leave a message. Oh, and can you tell %n that I found his underwear.
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2.7/5 (75 votes)

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If you are a man, let's have a show of hands. Who here is female, let's have a show of hands. Who here is an idiot? Great. Now put your hands down, everybody.
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2.7/5 (98 votes)

Submitted by: sanitysgstd099
Hello. You have reached The Autopsy-IM. If you are already cut open, Press 1.If you are ordering a new body, Press 2.If you are ordering a cut body, Press 3.If you are picking up a body, Press 4.If you chose none of the options above, please stay on the IM. You will soon be tracked down and picked up in a nice cozy black 'sleeping-bag'.Have a nice day and thank you for choosing Autopsy IM!
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2.7/5 (91 votes)

Submitted by: Silver Chan

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