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How do blind people find those dots for reading when they don't know where it is?
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Submitted by: MOO HA HA |
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In honor of Halloween, I'm about to perform an unspeakable pagan ritual. So please leave a message. Unless you're a virgin, in which case, why don't you stop by?
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Submitted by: ncjon118 |
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My dog ate my away message...
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2.8/5 (113 votes)
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Submitted by: weenkie67 |
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Feeding my pet old person right now...be back later!
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2.8/5 (96 votes)
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Submitted by: flagdancer669 |
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The screen name "%n" currently has a virus. If you are in contact with this name please notify AOL immediatly.
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Submitted by: yelobanana505 |
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I'm puttin on a clown suit and walkn up and down the street!!! This is a kodak..MOMENT!..
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2.8/5 (71 votes)
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Submitted by: KraziCutie37 |
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I'm making out with some hott, random guy that showed up at my doorstep. So will ya give us a minute? Jeesh!!
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2.8/5 (107 votes)
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Submitted by: me |
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Since the world is going to end in about 5 minutes..how bout me and you confess our love to each other and make love on my couch?
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2.8/5 (87 votes)
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Submitted by: ackerz99 |
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You want me, huh?
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2.8/5 (130 votes)
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Submitted by: BbaLLova4u |
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I am at my th-peech impediment cla-th. Learning how to get rid of my li-th-p.
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2.8/5 (102 votes)
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Submitted by: I'm not telling.......... |
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An error has occured in trying to IM (your sn) please restart your computer and try again. ~Natalie Owens
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Submitted by: sportzbaby16 |
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Getting a tattoo on my butt that says %n
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Submitted by: Z |
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