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Sry my cat has the mouse...........
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Submitted by: cutie_cat237 |
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Out of my mind.
Back in 5 minutes.
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Submitted by: I82much1211 |
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If you press F1 and then F2 and then tab over you will be able to hear my voice through your speakers. Repeat 10 times.
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Submitted by: lauralarenlexbrit |
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The zoo called....they want you back in the cages with the other monkeys!!
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3.0/5 (115 votes)
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Submitted by: meg |
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Suicide Hotline... please hold
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3.0/5 (113 votes)
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Submitted by: VMan25bv |
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Before you critize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you critize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes!
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Submitted by: RoxyBarbie22 |
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Dude did u know that a gorilla escaped? Well I didn't either until it knocked on my door, called me a dirty ho, and kicked me in the leg! So right now I am chasin that damn monkey! I'm gonna knock his lights out! Yeah thats what I'm gonna do so chill 4 a bit..!
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3.0/5 (177 votes)
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Submitted by: lilstarbaby1205 |
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I'm away but the man with the gun to my head said I can't tell you why. *gulp* help....
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Submitted by: sanitysgstd099 |
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Sometimes my mind wanders...but I can't get it back... Don't worry you can still talk to me.
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Girls are like computers, they like to be turned on!!!
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Submitted by: RJDalziel |
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Diamonds are nice, so are toys, but they aren't nuttin like those sexy ghetto boys.
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Submitted by: SexyAngel15253 |
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Hey, I'm having a party right now! We have a DJ who rocks the house, a dance floor, plenty of food, and all the kewl people. If you IMing me, obivously you weren't invited!
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3.0/5 (91 votes)
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Submitted by: lovelyladeelove9 |
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