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Message: We should all take a lesson from crayons, I mean come on. There are many different kinds some are beautiful some are plain and some have weird names, but they all have to learn to live in the same box, so why cant we all learn to live in the same world.
Submitted By: sk8rs04

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Shhh, I was never here...
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Ahhh I'm running after the bad guy who took my pack of Skittles..... I worked hard for that pack..... Ahhh he's eating them!!! Now he's throwing them at me.... Call 911!!!
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Don't hate me cause im beautiful, hate me cause ur boyfriend thinks I am
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Submitted by: Chels
Incase of fire scroll down!!
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I said in case of a fire dummy!
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3.2/5 (282 votes)

Submitted by: CopeH1984
Yankee Doodle went to town ridin on his mother every time he hit a bump he had another brother.
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3.2/5 (338 votes)

Submitted by: MJA22488
This place reeks of evil. Either that, or it's sausage... Nope, I'm pretty sure it's evil.
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3.2/5 (189 votes)

Submitted by: NoMeGustaRats
Following the yellow brick road......Damn munchkins!
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3.2/5 (197 votes)

Submitted by: MonkeyBop
Dont trip....Or you'll fall for me! =)
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3.2/5 (137 votes)

Submitted by: Boii
Busy poking my neighbor with a spork. Be back soon, she's really old and wrinkly.
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3.2/5 (148 votes)

Submitted by: tingrin1088
The word of the day is "legs" I'll go spread the news
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3.2/5 (182 votes)

Submitted by: probiker2x
Chase a squirrel cause trees need hugs!
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3.2/5 (157 votes)

Submitted by: QtipsHurtMyBrain
My dogs head is stuck in the door! Wait! I don't have a dog so once I figure out what is stuck in the door I'll get back to you.
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Submitted by: alicia vicia

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