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Nice Monologue %n .. Just Keep On...
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Submitted by: Yo1JG84 |
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I am not here but if you would like to leave a message on my voice mail Press F1 then f8 and enter 13 times!!Thankz
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Submitted by: jo dan72 |
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MY DOG ATE MY AWAY MESSAGE!
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2.1/5 (131 votes)
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Submitted by: FAT MOMMA 932 |
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I'm away right now. I'm bartending at a MMADD meeting right now so talk to you later bye.
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2.1/5 (67 votes)
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Submitted by: Vipgt4 |
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If This Message Appears On Your Screen, You Win Our Famous 'I Want To Live In A Farm With Hens' Contest !!! Thanks For Playing %n This Moment Is In History It's %t And 2day Is %d
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2.1/5 (71 votes)
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Submitted by: Yo1JG84 |
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Why go away from the computer? You want me to go outside?! There are bears outside!!!
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2.1/5 (75 votes)
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Submitted by: GhstBer |
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Uhhhhhh...................
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2.1/5 (176 votes)
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Submitted by: divagurl1359 |
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Brb...thinking of a funny away message...
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2.1/5 (115 votes)
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Submitted by: imthesamir |
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I am not here at the moment please leave a message after the beep. shut the *BEEP* up!
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2.1/5 (80 votes)
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Submitted by: drucool |
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Probably the most depressing thing in the world is having to do homework... Well, no, actually. There are probably lots of things more depressing than homework. Like running over a cute puppy dog. --------Im sorry i jumped to conclusions so quick and said that homework was the most depressing thing. ------- It still sucks, though.
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2.2/5 (99 votes)
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Submitted by: SHSrunner09 |
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I have fallen and I can't get up!
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2.2/5 (72 votes)
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Submitted by: Conor |
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To see your future, look below...
Some person called (your screen name)will be back in a couple minutes!
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2.2/5 (68 votes)
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Submitted by: Ilikemuffinz8778 |
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