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Category: Friendship
Message: True friends don't stand beside you when things get hard. They carry you because you no longer have the strength to go on and can no longer see the end of the tunnel.
Submitted By: nnsh06

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Nice Monologue %n .. Just Keep On...
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2.0/5 (76 votes)

Submitted by: Yo1JG84
I am not here but if you would like to leave a message on my voice mail Press F1 then f8 and enter 13 times!!Thankz
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2.1/5 (73 votes)

Submitted by: jo dan72
MY DOG ATE MY AWAY MESSAGE!
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2.1/5 (131 votes)

Submitted by: FAT MOMMA 932
I'm away right now. I'm bartending at a MMADD meeting right now so talk to you later bye.
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2.1/5 (67 votes)

Submitted by: Vipgt4
If This Message Appears On Your Screen, You Win Our Famous 'I Want To Live In A Farm With Hens' Contest !!! Thanks For Playing %n This Moment Is In History It's %t And 2day Is %d
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2.1/5 (71 votes)

Submitted by: Yo1JG84
Why go away from the computer? You want me to go outside?! There are bears outside!!!
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2.1/5 (75 votes)

Submitted by: GhstBer
Uhhhhhh...................
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2.1/5 (176 votes)

Submitted by: divagurl1359
Brb...thinking of a funny away message...
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2.1/5 (115 votes)

Submitted by: imthesamir
I am not here at the moment please leave a message after the beep.
shut the *BEEP* up!
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2.1/5 (80 votes)

Submitted by: drucool
Probably the most depressing thing in the world is having to do homework... Well, no, actually. There are probably lots of things more depressing than homework. Like running over a cute puppy dog. --------Im sorry i jumped to conclusions so quick and said that homework was the most depressing thing. ------- It still sucks, though.
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2.2/5 (99 votes)

Submitted by: SHSrunner09
I have fallen and I can't get up!
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2.2/5 (72 votes)

Submitted by: Conor
To see your future, look below...

Some person called (your screen name)will be back in a couple minutes!
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2.2/5 (68 votes)

Submitted by: Ilikemuffinz8778

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