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Message: Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest!
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Right now I'm dancing in front of a full length mirror in spiderman underwear. I could really use some music....
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3.6/5 (291 votes)

Submitted by: wouldn't you like to kno
I'm doing something really important right now. I'm spinning in my computer chair, be with you when I can see straight again......"PLease stop the room from spinning, I'd like to get off
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3.6/5 (235 votes)

Submitted by: username
:-) :-) I smile because I don't know what's going on :-) :-)
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3.6/5 (311 votes)

Submitted by: DownAzzChica4
It's only funny untilsomeone gets hurt...then it's hilarious!!!
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3.6/5 (625 votes)

Submitted by: bombsaway003
There is a smurf at my door and i have many questions to ask him...like what color his face turns when he holds his breath...bb when i'm done!
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3.6/5 (329 votes)

Submitted by: PinkVelvetStars - ashley
You are probably doing one of these two things:
1. You think you are slick by checking my profile to see what my away message is, so you don't have to IM me and look stupid.
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2. You are looking stupid because there is a little yellow post-it right next to my name, and yet you still IM me.(With the exception that I was talking to you before and now you are answering me, and in that case you are SLOW!)
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3.6/5 (1178 votes)

Submitted by: P1NKFLAM1NGOZ
If the ocean were vodka and I were a duck, I'd swim to the bottom and drink it all up. But the ocean's not vodka, and I'm not a duck, so pass me the bottle and lets get f**ked up!
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3.6/5 (633 votes)

Submitted by: Corey122286
This is a sad and funny away message. The sad thing is you're IMing me expecting me to read your message and return. The funny thing is that I'm at my computer desk laughing the whole thing up right now.
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3.6/5 (297 votes)

Submitted by: buddahstheman3
Leave a message, and I'll IM you back later.
Leave a SEXY message and I'll IM you back sooner
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3.7/5 (796 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
10 things men know about women:
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10. WOMEN HAVE BOOBS
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3.7/5 (2342 votes)

Submitted by: Chaneseman
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, youre a mile away and you have their shoes. See ya when i get back......
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3.7/5 (767 votes)

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If you want me to fall for you, you better get something for me to trip over.
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3.7/5 (1027 votes)

Submitted by: Chels

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