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Message: I'm tuggin at my hair, I'm pullin on my clothes, I'm tryin to keep my cool, I know it shows. I'm starin' at my feet, my cheeks are turning red, I'm trying to find the words inside my head. And I'm feelin nervous, trying to be so perfect, cuz I know you're worth it, you're worth it, yeah...If I could say what I wanna say, I'd say I wanna blow you awya. Be with you every night, am I squeezin you too tight? If I could say what I wanna see, I wanna see you go down on one knee, marry me today, I guess I'm wisin my life away, these things I'll never say. ~~Things I'll Never Say
Submitted By: Tinkerbell

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I'm in the back yard hunting sharks.
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3.3/5 (221 votes)

Submitted by: VMan25bv
Talking to me while i'm away is like talking to a deaf person and expecting results.
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3.3/5 (205 votes)

Submitted by: Me
A wise monkey never messes with another monkey's monkey.
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3.3/5 (142 votes)

Submitted by: NSaNe QuAd RiDeR
I am an evil poptart [::]! I am out collecting sprinkles for my breakfasty self.
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3.3/5 (190 votes)

Submitted by: NoMeGustaRats
I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you!
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3.3/5 (110 votes)

Submitted by: CMJenn7
I Hate You! You Hate Me! Barney Tried To Harass Me! When He Pulled Down His Pants And Said Lets Play Sorry Barney I'm Not Gay!
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3.3/5 (396 votes)

Submitted by: pixietink
Tickets to a Brittney concert: $54hockey mask: $14a dozen eggs: $3egging America's pop-princess: priceless
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3.3/5 (373 votes)

Submitted by: *TinK*__aka... stupidest!
I need to feed my pet leprechaun, so I can get the gold at the end of the rainbow, so just sit back and relax...This may take a while.....
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3.3/5 (98 votes)

Submitted by: SMC2109
I m a l i t t l e s p a c e d a t t h e m o m e n t b e b a c k w h e n i c a n p u l l m y s e l f b a c k t o g e t h e r
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3.3/5 (257 votes)

Submitted by: nycutie1488
If you go to a costume party at your boss's house, wouldn't you think a good costume would be to dress up like the boss's wife? Trust me, it's not.
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3.3/5 (216 votes)

Submitted by: Moolins
I Put the FU in "fun"
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3.3/5 (226 votes)

Submitted by: XxMessicanxX4225
I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.
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3.3/5 (237 votes)

Submitted by: Luckyangel5346

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