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Message: Forget his name
Forget his face
Forget his kiss
His warm embrace
Forget the love that you once knew
Remember he has someone new
Forget him when they played your song
Remember when you cried all night long
Forget how close you once were
Remember he has choosen her
Forget how you memorized his walk
Forget the way he use to talk
Forget the things he use to say
Remember he has gone away
Forget his laugh forget his grin
Forget the dimples on his face
Forget the way he held you tight
Remember hes with her tonight
Forget the time that went so fast
Forget the love that moved, its past
Forget he said he'd leave you never
Remember that he's gone forever
Submitted By: muzicggirl

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I Put the FU in "fun"
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Submitted by: XxMessicanxX4225
I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.
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Submitted by: Luckyangel5346
Think of it this way...I dont want to talk to you
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3.3/5 (186 votes)

Submitted by: yogurl33
Hey...I'd loved to chat and all, but I'm too busy chasing the furry little men around my room....
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3.2/5 (121 votes)

Submitted by: HoneyGirlie352
WARNING! Never attempt to directly fax anyone an image of your naked buttocks. Always photocopy your buttocks and fax the photocopy.
-Warning label on a fax machine
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3.2/5 (142 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
That which does not kill me had better run pretty darn fast.
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3.2/5 (144 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
You have reached the reverend (yourscreenname's) confession hotline. Please leave your sin, and I'll get back to you with a penance. Remember that a confession doesn't count unless it's a vivid, detailed, blow-by-blow description of the sin. Thank you.
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3.2/5 (196 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
I'm tired of all this sex on the TV,I mean, I keep falling off! -Monty Python
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3.2/5 (163 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
Warning: Do not drink the battery acid. It doesn't taste good and will hurt you. Also do not bite the tires, especially while the bike is moving.Our lawyers made us put these warnings in. -In a manual for a motorcycle
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3.2/5 (163 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view.
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3.2/5 (177 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
I'm having a staring contest with the wall. It's harder than I thought! Anyway, when I win, I'll be back.
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3.2/5 (130 votes)

Submitted by: brattyblue4
I'm bartending at an AA meeting..bbl
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3.2/5 (153 votes)

Submitted by: LckyCz7

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