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For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
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Submitted by: ncjon118 |
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I just finished hanging a poster of %n over my bed, and now I am just praying that it will fall down on top of me.
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Submitted by: phantomz45 |
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I'm in the back yard hunting sharks.
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Submitted by: VMan25bv |
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Talking to me while i'm away is like talking to a deaf person and expecting results.
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3.3/5 (205 votes)
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Submitted by: Me |
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A wise monkey never messes with another monkey's monkey.
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3.3/5 (142 votes)
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Submitted by: NSaNe QuAd RiDeR |
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I am an evil poptart [::]! I am out collecting sprinkles for my breakfasty self.
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3.3/5 (190 votes)
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Submitted by: NoMeGustaRats |
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I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you!
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Submitted by: CMJenn7 |
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I Hate You! You Hate Me! Barney Tried To Harass Me! When He Pulled Down His Pants And Said Lets Play Sorry Barney I'm Not Gay!
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Submitted by: pixietink |
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Tickets to a Brittney concert: $54hockey mask: $14a dozen eggs: $3egging America's pop-princess: priceless
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3.3/5 (373 votes)
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Submitted by: *TinK*__aka... stupidest! |
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I need to feed my pet leprechaun, so I can get the gold at the end of the rainbow, so just sit back and relax...This may take a while.....
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3.3/5 (98 votes)
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Submitted by: SMC2109 |
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I m a l i t t l e s p a c e d a t t h e m o m e n t b e b a c k w h e n i c a n p u l l m y s e l f b a c k t o g e t h e r
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3.3/5 (257 votes)
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Submitted by: nycutie1488 |
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If you go to a costume party at your boss's house, wouldn't you think a good costume would be to dress up like the boss's wife? Trust me, it's not.
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3.3/5 (216 votes)
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Submitted by: Moolins |
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