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Message: The clouds roll in, without giving you notice. The sky turns black, ready for an attack. The rain starts to pour, as it's wanting for more. The lightning flashes, the thunder crashes. as you go inside, this won't be your last ride. Once again the clouds roll out, everyone come back out, to see that everything is alright, just a temporary fright. You'll just have to wait and behold, what the next storm will really hold.
Submitted By: MB Gergenheim

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How do you kill a purple elephant? Use a purple elephant gun. How do you kill a gray elephant? Strangle it until it turns purple and then shoot it with the purple elephant gun.
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3.5/5 (282 votes)

Submitted by: charm
O__o...this is bob. Bob likes you. Bob likes pointy things. I suggest you run away from bob.
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3.5/5 (289 votes)

Submitted by: GreendayObsessed
This is (your sreen name):
If you are the credit card company, I already sent the money.
If you are one of my friends, you owe me money.
If you are female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
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3.4/5 (282 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'
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3.4/5 (376 votes)

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668-9911.......... thats the # to my eye doctor's office, because you can't see the YELLOW note pad in front of my s/n
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3.4/5 (246 votes)

Submitted by: SexyAngel15253
OHHH. Shiny object. So pretty............
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3.4/5 (360 votes)

Submitted by: username
I hate it when someone asks me "If everyone else jumped off a bridge, would you do it too?" So, I'm on my way to go jump off a bridge because I wanted to be a trend setter and jump off the bridge first. I won't be jumping just because everyone else did!
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3.4/5 (268 votes)

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Are you too gullible? WE CAN HELP!! Send $1000 to...
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3.4/5 (319 votes)

Submitted by: nikeryguy2001
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
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3.4/5 (196 votes)

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Heaven doesn't want me... But Hell's afraid I'll take over!
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3.4/5 (269 votes)

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Standing on train tracks, don't worry, a train won't hi..
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3.4/5 (159 votes)

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Hello, you have reached %n's away message, your message will be answered to in the order in which it was recieved, your message is number 1,645,845 , please hold, your message is important to me.
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3.3/5 (161 votes)

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