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Message: Oompa looma doobiti doo... Here'z another riddle for u... What do you get when you bother me? This message saying I had to go pee.
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Mickey Divorces Minnie Judge: Mickey you can't divorce Minnie on the account that she's silly. Mickey: I didn't say she was silly, I said she was f**king Goofy!!
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3.8/5 (1177 votes)

Submitted by: XootemptationXoo
I was planning to take over the world, but I got distracted by something shiney...
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3.8/5 (613 votes)

Submitted by: WereWolf6398
Leave a message, and I'll IM you back later.
Leave a SEXY message and I'll IM you back sooner
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3.7/5 (796 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
10 things men know about women:
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10. WOMEN HAVE BOOBS
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3.7/5 (2342 votes)

Submitted by: Chaneseman
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, youre a mile away and you have their shoes. See ya when i get back......
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3.7/5 (767 votes)

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If you want me to fall for you, you better get something for me to trip over.
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3.7/5 (1027 votes)

Submitted by: Chels
The first time I was chatting with someone online, they asked me "asl?" I tried to sound it out and got realy ticked of and started warning them because I thought they were calling me an asshole.
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3.7/5 (1181 votes)

Submitted by: skiendog
Nobody is perfect. I am Nobody. Therefore I am perfect.
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3.7/5 (1111 votes)

Submitted by: BrBiegrl90210
Two words guys hate... don't & stop unless you put them together!
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3.7/5 (1034 votes)

Submitted by: creamanpeachez
I am on a quest to the deepest darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for a may not return alive.
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3.7/5 (653 votes)

Submitted by: NoMeGustaRats
Never argue w/ an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with expirience. Never argue w/ me, I'll drag you down to my level & beat you with a bat.
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3.7/5 (770 votes)

Submitted by: me
If you really want something in this life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.
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3.7/5 (331 votes)

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