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Category: Friendship
Message: When you got a smile on your face & a twinkle in your eye
only your true friends know your about to break down & cry
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Oh I'm sorry this isn't (your name), it's the AOL support line...the wait to speak to an attendant is 4 days, 3 hours, and 5.9 seconds, but please wait...your call is very important to us...thanx and have a nice day!
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2.4/5 (67 votes)

Submitted by: megan
Did anyone ever ask you if your fridge was running? Well someone just asked me, and now I'm running down the street trying to catch it. Be back as soon as I catch it and drag it back to my house. :-)
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2.4/5 (80 votes)

Submitted by: Candy4Me123
Hey everyone, I'm not here right now so if you would leave your reason for IM'ing me when you saw that I had an away message up, I will get back to you as soon as possible...
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2.3/5 (68 votes)

Submitted by: Brooke
I obviously have an away message up because I am ignoring you so why dont you give me a break and just leave me the hell alone!!! Thanks have a nice day.
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2.3/5 (71 votes)

Submitted by: sexylilthang7118
Hi... Now you say something !!:-D8-):-P
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2.3/5 (80 votes)

Submitted by: s214
I want you..............I need you..............to leave a message
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2.3/5 (74 votes)

Submitted by: username
hey %n I'm not here right now because my internet got disconnected...
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2.3/5 (65 votes)

Submitted by: singleservino69
In my bed, care to join me?
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2.3/5 (197 votes)

Submitted by: StupidMonkey440
Probably the most depressing thing in the world is having to do homework... Well, no, actually. There are probably lots of things more depressing than homework. Like running over a cute puppy dog. --------Im sorry i jumped to conclusions so quick and said that homework was the most depressing thing. ------- It still sucks, though.
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2.2/5 (99 votes)

Submitted by: SHSrunner09
I have fallen and I can't get up!
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2.2/5 (72 votes)

Submitted by: Conor
To see your future, look below...

Some person called (your screen name)will be back in a couple minutes!
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2.2/5 (68 votes)

Submitted by: Ilikemuffinz8778
"Dude, where's my car? Where's your car dude? Seriously dude, where's my car? I dunno dude, where's your car? Dude, I think I lost my car, this may take a while!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH dude, ostriches are attacking your car,oh cheeznack get the hell off it you llamas!!!!
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2.2/5 (136 votes)

Submitted by: lliittsnowcrabtacoheadpop

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