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Category: Thanksgiving
Message: Im either
a)waiting to stuff my face with food
b)stuffing my face with food
c)stuffing my face with more food
or
d)resting after stuffing my face with food
Happy Thanksgiving!!
Submitted By: mrspimpette333

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I went to Tickle a Pickle for a Nickle.
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2.5/5 (106 votes)

Submitted by: Court
OK here is how it is: You are not important enough for me to drop everything I'm doing and talk to you unless your MY BOO then I will drop everthing including my G-string and come talk to you! Luv ya sexy!
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2.5/5 (124 votes)

Submitted by: NIKKI0930
hello %n, im a little busy, if it's an emergency, call 911
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2.5/5 (75 votes)

Submitted by: username
I'm out driving with my keys in an electrical outlet...
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2.5/5 (68 votes)

Submitted by: silversparks712
Play Boy has done Girls of Wal-Mart & Girls of McDonald's ... If playboy was to do a "Girls of My AIM Buddy List" ...Who would participate?
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2.5/5 (86 votes)

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A rabbi, a priest, and a duck walked into a bar. The bartender looked up and said, "What is this? A joke?"
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2.4/5 (86 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
Shhhhhh..........Im tring to avoid %n......dont tell them though.........OMG, how did you find me?!
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2.4/5 (77 votes)

Submitted by: SweetnSassy977
What do I look like, a news channel?
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2.4/5 (73 votes)

Submitted by: OneMoreTimeSingr
Knock knock. Who's there? No one. No one, who? No,seriously no one is here so leave me a message.
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2.4/5 (95 votes)

Submitted by: crazigurl0013
Ground Rules:Don't touch meDon't stare at meDon't talk to me
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2.4/5 (68 votes)

Submitted by: Michelle
Behold the mighty...chihuahua?
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2.4/5 (90 votes)

Submitted by: NSaNe QuAd RiDeR
Stop interupting my swedish meatball making!!
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2.4/5 (68 votes)

Submitted by: talkalot3580

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