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Category: Life
Message: Don't let the past create the future, let the future erase the past.
Submitted By: JenAnne825

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I went to Tickle a Pickle for a Nickle.
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2.5/5 (106 votes)

Submitted by: Court
OK here is how it is: You are not important enough for me to drop everything I'm doing and talk to you unless your MY BOO then I will drop everthing including my G-string and come talk to you! Luv ya sexy!
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2.5/5 (124 votes)

Submitted by: NIKKI0930
hello %n, im a little busy, if it's an emergency, call 911
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2.5/5 (75 votes)

Submitted by: username
I'm out driving with my keys in an electrical outlet...
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2.5/5 (68 votes)

Submitted by: silversparks712
Play Boy has done Girls of Wal-Mart & Girls of McDonald's ... If playboy was to do a "Girls of My AIM Buddy List" ...Who would participate?
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2.5/5 (86 votes)

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A rabbi, a priest, and a duck walked into a bar. The bartender looked up and said, "What is this? A joke?"
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2.4/5 (86 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
Shhhhhh..........Im tring to avoid %n......dont tell them though.........OMG, how did you find me?!
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2.4/5 (77 votes)

Submitted by: SweetnSassy977
What do I look like, a news channel?
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2.4/5 (73 votes)

Submitted by: OneMoreTimeSingr
Knock knock. Who's there? No one. No one, who? No,seriously no one is here so leave me a message.
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2.4/5 (95 votes)

Submitted by: crazigurl0013
Ground Rules:Don't touch meDon't stare at meDon't talk to me
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2.4/5 (68 votes)

Submitted by: Michelle
Behold the mighty...chihuahua?
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2.4/5 (90 votes)

Submitted by: NSaNe QuAd RiDeR
Stop interupting my swedish meatball making!!
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2.4/5 (68 votes)

Submitted by: talkalot3580

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