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Category: Geek
Message: I'm playing with my TI-83 plus silver edition with 82 megabytes of memory, after that I'm gonna go talk to my girlfriends (one's my online gf and the other's imaginary), after that I'm gonna go see a movie with my best friends, my math and science teachers P.S. I don't care what people say, pocket protecors and pokemon and star trek are cool stuff!
Submitted By: big wiener

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Hey I'll be back when the time reaches 6:66 not to sure when that will be but I will be back whenever it happens I have been here for 3 days now and still no hope for the time, but I promise i'll be back whenever it reaches 6:66
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2.7/5 (85 votes)

Submitted by: pTw0wNaG3
Downloading porn at 56K....SO BACK OFF
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2.7/5 (107 votes)

Submitted by: ThaShizzit
Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.
-Warning label on a fax machine
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2.6/5 (81 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
I am spinning in my computer chair, getting all dizy. Send a message to make this mayhem stop!
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2.6/5 (81 votes)

Submitted by: SHSrunner09
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2.6/5 (183 votes)

Submitted by: LoveableShroom
I'm out like a dog in a chinese restaurant.
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2.6/5 (77 votes)

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What if the hokey pokey is real? What's it all about? Will we have to turn ourselves around?
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2.6/5 (109 votes)

Submitted by: KraziCutie37
Kidnapped
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2.6/5 (136 votes)

Submitted by: bballerkid3
You have reached my AIM answering machine. Leave me a message. Your message is currently number 5852 and I will start answering messages from number one so please wait patiently until I get to you.~Beep~
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2.6/5 (72 votes)

Submitted by: sweethottie0727
*POOF*^ Just Like that I'm gone ~!
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2.6/5 (82 votes)

Submitted by: Birdie21
I'm knocking on heavens door.. *voice in back round* Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! *me* That wasnt my fault!!! It was poor constrution..... I SWEAR!! Dont look at me like that...
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2.6/5 (95 votes)

Submitted by: NoMeGustaRats
Hey! What are you looking at? Haven't you ever seen someone pick their nose before? Geez...give me some privacy
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2.6/5 (87 votes)

Submitted by: me

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