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Category: Annoying
Message: Have you ever IMed someone just to see what their away message said?
Submitted By: goddessgurl505

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Hey I'll be back when the time reaches 6:66 not to sure when that will be but I will be back whenever it happens I have been here for 3 days now and still no hope for the time, but I promise i'll be back whenever it reaches 6:66
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2.7/5 (85 votes)

Submitted by: pTw0wNaG3
Downloading porn at 56K....SO BACK OFF
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2.7/5 (107 votes)

Submitted by: ThaShizzit
Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.
-Warning label on a fax machine
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2.6/5 (81 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
I am spinning in my computer chair, getting all dizy. Send a message to make this mayhem stop!
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2.6/5 (81 votes)

Submitted by: SHSrunner09
Note: Away messages are not accessible through AOL Instant Messenger.
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2.6/5 (183 votes)

Submitted by: LoveableShroom
I'm out like a dog in a chinese restaurant.
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2.6/5 (77 votes)

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What if the hokey pokey is real? What's it all about? Will we have to turn ourselves around?
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2.6/5 (109 votes)

Submitted by: KraziCutie37
Kidnapped
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2.6/5 (136 votes)

Submitted by: bballerkid3
You have reached my AIM answering machine. Leave me a message. Your message is currently number 5852 and I will start answering messages from number one so please wait patiently until I get to you.~Beep~
  • Currently 2.64/5
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2.6/5 (72 votes)

Submitted by: sweethottie0727
*POOF*^ Just Like that I'm gone ~!
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2.6/5 (82 votes)

Submitted by: Birdie21
I'm knocking on heavens door.. *voice in back round* Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! *me* That wasnt my fault!!! It was poor constrution..... I SWEAR!! Dont look at me like that...
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2.6/5 (95 votes)

Submitted by: NoMeGustaRats
Hey! What are you looking at? Haven't you ever seen someone pick their nose before? Geez...give me some privacy
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2.6/5 (87 votes)

Submitted by: me

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