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Category: BlondeJoke
Message: A blonde, brunette,and a redhead are hiding on a farm from the police. The brunette hides in the chicken pen, and when the cop goes by, she says "cluck cluck" with the chickens, and he goes by not noticing. The redhead hides in the pig pen, and when the cop goes by, she says "oink oink" and the cop doesn't notice. Now the dumb blonde goes and hides in a potatoe sack, and when the cop walks by, she says "potato potato!" and she's busted!
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Submitted by: MOO HA HA
In honor of Halloween, I'm about to perform an unspeakable pagan ritual. So please leave a message. Unless you're a virgin, in which case, why don't you stop by?
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My dog ate my away message...
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Feeding my pet old person right now...be back later!
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The screen name "%n" currently has a virus. If you are in contact with this name please notify AOL immediatly.
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Submitted by: yelobanana505
I'm puttin on a clown suit and walkn up and down the street!!! This is a kodak..MOMENT!..
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Submitted by: KraziCutie37
I'm making out with some hott, random guy that showed up at my doorstep. So will ya give us a minute? Jeesh!!
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Since the world is going to end in about 5 minutes..how bout me and you confess our love to each other and make love on my couch?
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2.8/5 (87 votes)

Submitted by: ackerz99
You want me, huh?
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Submitted by: BbaLLova4u
I am at my th-peech impediment cla-th. Learning how to get rid of my li-th-p.
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Submitted by: I'm not telling..........
An error has occured in trying to IM (your sn) please restart your computer and try again. ~Natalie Owens
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Getting a tattoo on my butt that says %n
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