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Category: Christmas
Message: If Santa knows when you are sleeping,
If he knows when you are awake,
And if he knows when you've been bad or good,
Does he know when you are going to the bathroom?
Submitted By: YankeeBoy

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How do blind people find those dots for reading when they don't know where it is?
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2.9/5 (117 votes)

Submitted by: MOO HA HA
In honor of Halloween, I'm about to perform an unspeakable pagan ritual. So please leave a message. Unless you're a virgin, in which case, why don't you stop by?
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2.8/5 (91 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
My dog ate my away message...
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2.8/5 (113 votes)

Submitted by: weenkie67
Feeding my pet old person right now...be back later!
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2.8/5 (96 votes)

Submitted by: flagdancer669
The screen name "%n" currently has a virus. If you are in contact with this name please notify AOL immediatly.
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2.8/5 (102 votes)

Submitted by: yelobanana505
I'm puttin on a clown suit and walkn up and down the street!!! This is a kodak..MOMENT!..
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2.8/5 (71 votes)

Submitted by: KraziCutie37
I'm making out with some hott, random guy that showed up at my doorstep. So will ya give us a minute? Jeesh!!
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2.8/5 (107 votes)

Submitted by: me
Since the world is going to end in about 5 minutes..how bout me and you confess our love to each other and make love on my couch?
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2.8/5 (87 votes)

Submitted by: ackerz99
You want me, huh?
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2.8/5 (130 votes)

Submitted by: BbaLLova4u
I am at my th-peech impediment cla-th. Learning how to get rid of my li-th-p.
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2.8/5 (102 votes)

Submitted by: I'm not telling..........
An error has occured in trying to IM (your sn) please restart your computer and try again. ~Natalie Owens
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2.8/5 (89 votes)

Submitted by: sportzbaby16
Getting a tattoo on my butt that says %n
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2.8/5 (95 votes)

Submitted by: Z

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