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Message: Forget his name
Forget his face
Forget his kiss
His warm embrace
Forget the love that you once knew
Remember he has someone new
Forget him when they played your song
Remember when you cried all night long
Forget how close you once were
Remember he has choosen her
Forget how you memorized his walk
Forget the way he use to talk
Forget the things he use to say
Remember he has gone away
Forget his laugh forget his grin
Forget the dimples on his face
Forget the way he held you tight
Remember hes with her tonight
Forget the time that went so fast
Forget the love that moved, its past
Forget he said he'd leave you never
Remember that he's gone forever
Submitted By: muzicggirl

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Right now,i'm sitting on my couch,watching t.v., eating,and getting fat.........no surprise there!
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3.0/5 (101 votes)

Submitted by: Filichik4u69
I do what cheerios tell me.
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3.0/5 (153 votes)

Submitted by: OneiricChicka
hey %n I've got candy. Get into my van.
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3.0/5 (114 votes)

Submitted by: SpoonSAvior7
Remember, %n, that when someone annoys you it takes 32 muscles in your faceto frown, but only 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that mofo upside the head.:-D
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3.0/5 (280 votes)

Submitted by: sexylilblondie98
OMG! %n just ran into a pole...This may take a while......
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3.0/5 (79 votes)

Submitted by: PinkLemonade
Hey %n! Sorry but I'm kinda busy lookin in your window. Talk to me when I get back to my computer.
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3.0/5 (72 votes)

Submitted by: lilambert9
Leave one, I'll reply in 5 minutes or less... or your money back guaranteed! (See rules for details, no purchase necessary)
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3.0/5 (105 votes)

Submitted by: crdancer828
Welcome to the ool.
...notice there is no 'P'..lets keep it that way.
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3.0/5 (166 votes)

Submitted by: GreendayObsessed
~ HaTe ~ a SpEcIaL kInD oF lOvE gIvEn To PeOpLe ThAt SuCk
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3.0/5 (87 votes)

Submitted by: bonbon
I'm playing hide-and-go-seek. Try to find me.
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2.9/5 (91 votes)

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This is an alien being from XXXTTB23. I have been sent to earth in the form of an away message so that I might mate with your computers. You may not know it but as you read this, I am having sex with your computer.
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2.9/5 (107 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
BrB, thinking of an away message.
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2.9/5 (146 votes)

Submitted by: NYJetz288

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