AIM Away Messages
Away Messages
Navigate
Links

Away Message of the Moment

Category: Addict
Message: I can quit anytime I want to. I just don't want to.
Submitted By: DelphineK

Search

Funny Away Messages

Sort by: Newest  Ranking  Votes 
Hey, I'm having a party right now! We have a DJ who rocks the house, a dance floor, plenty of food, and all the kewl people. If you IMing me, obivously you weren't invited!
  • Currently 3.01/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.0/5 (91 votes)

Submitted by: lovelyladeelove9
Right now,i'm sitting on my couch,watching t.v., eating,and getting fat.........no surprise there!
  • Currently 3.02/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.0/5 (101 votes)

Submitted by: Filichik4u69
I do what cheerios tell me.
  • Currently 3.04/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.0/5 (153 votes)

Submitted by: OneiricChicka
hey %n I've got candy. Get into my van.
  • Currently 2.96/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.0/5 (114 votes)

Submitted by: SpoonSAvior7
Remember, %n, that when someone annoys you it takes 32 muscles in your faceto frown, but only 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that mofo upside the head.:-D
  • Currently 3.00/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.0/5 (280 votes)

Submitted by: sexylilblondie98
OMG! %n just ran into a pole...This may take a while......
  • Currently 3.01/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.0/5 (79 votes)

Submitted by: PinkLemonade
Hey %n! Sorry but I'm kinda busy lookin in your window. Talk to me when I get back to my computer.
  • Currently 3.04/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.0/5 (72 votes)

Submitted by: lilambert9
Leave one, I'll reply in 5 minutes or less... or your money back guaranteed! (See rules for details, no purchase necessary)
  • Currently 3.02/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.0/5 (105 votes)

Submitted by: crdancer828
Welcome to the ool.
...notice there is no 'P'..lets keep it that way.
  • Currently 3.01/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.0/5 (166 votes)

Submitted by: GreendayObsessed
~ HaTe ~ a SpEcIaL kInD oF lOvE gIvEn To PeOpLe ThAt SuCk
  • Currently 3.03/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.0/5 (87 votes)

Submitted by: bonbon
I'm playing hide-and-go-seek. Try to find me.
  • Currently 2.86/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
2.9/5 (91 votes)

Submitted by: 
This is an alien being from XXXTTB23. I have been sent to earth in the form of an away message so that I might mate with your computers. You may not know it but as you read this, I am having sex with your computer.
  • Currently 2.87/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
2.9/5 (107 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118

« Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12  13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 Next » 
« Home


©2002-2017 Binary Inertia LLC
All rights reserved
We are in no way affiliated with AOL(R)