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I'm busy right now but leave your name and number so I can throw it away.
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3.2/5 (131 votes)
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Submitted by: Six66and1half |
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Hey %n, if I wanted to hear from an asshole right now then I would have farted!
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3.2/5 (195 votes)
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Submitted by: ZeNis112 |
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you!
Woman: But would you stay there??
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3.2/5 (147 votes)
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Submitted by: GreendayObsessed |
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I want you..............
I need you..............
to leave a message.
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3.1/5 (134 votes)
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Submitted by: BasketBallJonezX |
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Only stalkers look at other people's away messages!
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3.1/5 (111 votes)
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Submitted by: Buttrflychicka69 |
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Beware of the little green men in pink tights. They run fast and can jump out of nowhere. I am running away from them right now.
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3.1/5 (163 votes)
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Submitted by: NoMeGustaRats |
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If you are more then 80% addicted to aol instant messenger, call 1-800-i-need-a-life
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3.1/5 (168 votes)
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Submitted by: FAT MOMMA 932 |
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Gone to watch %n through their window.
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3.1/5 (108 votes)
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Submitted by: caitlin |
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Gettin arrested:-)bb in 2-5 years
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3.1/5 (148 votes)
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Submitted by: Iceprincess5252 |
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If you are a hooker, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a girl, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
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3.1/5 (157 votes)
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Submitted by: STARBuCkS 2K1 21 |
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Don't make me mad......I'm known to bite at random!!!
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3.1/5 (148 votes)
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Submitted by: ***Mattzchica9*** |
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If you don't like me then screw YOU... But if you like me screw ME... hehe... brb
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3.1/5 (158 votes)
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Submitted by: LiL DrEaMeRz 69 |
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