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Message: A husband and wife were moving from Illinois to Florida. The husband left 5 days earlier. He sent an e-mail to his wife when he got to their new home. He accidently typed in the wrong adress, and it was sent to an eldery woman whose husband had just died. The message read:
"Dear my love,
I've just arrived for my destination. Plans are made for your arrival tommorrow.
Love, Your Husband
P.S. It sure is warm down here.
Submitted By: KBizzle2321

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I'm busy right now but leave your name and number so I can throw it away.
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Submitted by: Six66and1half
Hey %n, if I wanted to hear from an asshole right now then I would have farted!
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Submitted by: ZeNis112
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you!
Woman: But would you stay there??
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3.2/5 (147 votes)

Submitted by: GreendayObsessed
I want you..............
I need you..............
to leave a message.
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3.1/5 (134 votes)

Submitted by: BasketBallJonezX
Only stalkers look at other people's away messages!
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3.1/5 (111 votes)

Submitted by: Buttrflychicka69
Beware of the little green men in pink tights. They run fast and can jump out of nowhere. I am running away from them right now.
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3.1/5 (163 votes)

Submitted by: NoMeGustaRats
If you are more then 80% addicted to aol instant messenger, call 1-800-i-need-a-life
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3.1/5 (168 votes)

Submitted by: FAT MOMMA 932
Gone to watch %n through their window.
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3.1/5 (108 votes)

Submitted by: caitlin
Gettin arrested:-)bb in 2-5 years
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3.1/5 (148 votes)

Submitted by: Iceprincess5252
If you are a hooker, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a girl, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
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3.1/5 (157 votes)

Submitted by: STARBuCkS 2K1 21
Don't make me mad......I'm known to bite at random!!!
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3.1/5 (148 votes)

Submitted by: ***Mattzchica9***
If you don't like me then screw YOU... But if you like me screw ME... hehe... brb
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3.1/5 (158 votes)

Submitted by: LiL DrEaMeRz 69

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