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Category: Ponder
Message: When you put 'THE' and 'IRS' together, it forms 'THEIRS'. Coincidence? I think not!
Submitted By: Zteen3

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Shhh, I was never here...
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3.2/5 (201 votes)

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Ahhh I'm running after the bad guy who took my pack of Skittles..... I worked hard for that pack..... Ahhh he's eating them!!! Now he's throwing them at me.... Call 911!!!
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3.2/5 (286 votes)

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Don't hate me cause im beautiful, hate me cause ur boyfriend thinks I am
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3.2/5 (180 votes)

Submitted by: Chels
Incase of fire scroll down!!
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I said in case of a fire dummy!
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3.2/5 (282 votes)

Submitted by: CopeH1984
Yankee Doodle went to town ridin on his mother every time he hit a bump he had another brother.
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3.2/5 (338 votes)

Submitted by: MJA22488
This place reeks of evil. Either that, or it's sausage... Nope, I'm pretty sure it's evil.
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3.2/5 (189 votes)

Submitted by: NoMeGustaRats
Following the yellow brick road......Damn munchkins!
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3.2/5 (197 votes)

Submitted by: MonkeyBop
Dont trip....Or you'll fall for me! =)
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3.2/5 (137 votes)

Submitted by: Boii
Busy poking my neighbor with a spork. Be back soon, she's really old and wrinkly.
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3.2/5 (148 votes)

Submitted by: tingrin1088
The word of the day is "legs" I'll go spread the news
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3.2/5 (182 votes)

Submitted by: probiker2x
Chase a squirrel cause trees need hugs!
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3.2/5 (157 votes)

Submitted by: QtipsHurtMyBrain
My dogs head is stuck in the door! Wait! I don't have a dog so once I figure out what is stuck in the door I'll get back to you.
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3.2/5 (123 votes)

Submitted by: alicia vicia

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