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Right now,i'm sitting on my couch,watching t.v., eating,and getting fat.........no surprise there!
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Submitted by: Filichik4u69 |
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I do what cheerios tell me.
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Submitted by: OneiricChicka |
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hey %n I've got candy. Get into my van.
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3.0/5 (114 votes)
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Submitted by: SpoonSAvior7 |
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Remember, %n, that when someone annoys you it takes 32 muscles in your faceto frown, but only 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that mofo upside the head.:-D
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3.0/5 (280 votes)
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Submitted by: sexylilblondie98 |
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OMG! %n just ran into a pole...This may take a while......
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3.0/5 (79 votes)
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Submitted by: PinkLemonade |
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Hey %n! Sorry but I'm kinda busy lookin in your window. Talk to me when I get back to my computer.
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3.0/5 (72 votes)
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Submitted by: lilambert9 |
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Leave one, I'll reply in 5 minutes or less... or your money back guaranteed! (See rules for details, no purchase necessary)
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Submitted by: crdancer828 |
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Welcome to the ool.
...notice there is no 'P'..lets keep it that way.
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Submitted by: GreendayObsessed |
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~ HaTe ~ a SpEcIaL kInD oF lOvE gIvEn To PeOpLe ThAt SuCk
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Submitted by: bonbon |
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I'm playing hide-and-go-seek. Try to find me.
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2.9/5 (91 votes)
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This is an alien being from XXXTTB23. I have been sent to earth in the form of an away message so that I might mate with your computers. You may not know it but as you read this, I am having sex with your computer.
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Submitted by: ncjon118 |
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BrB, thinking of an away message.
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Submitted by: NYJetz288 |
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