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Category: Drinking
Message: Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver.'
Submitted By: st830

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Make new friends but keep the old ones; one is silver and the other's gold.
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2.6/5 (208 votes)

Submitted by: hockeyhottie1289
We are friends to the end
and no one can bend
what we have together
just me and you forever
If anyone asks
we'll just wear our masks
and laugh cause we're friends
and no one can make that end!
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3.6/5 (223 votes)

Submitted by: dizmaster14
100 memories, 200 jokes, 300 great times, 400 secrets... 1 reason -- Best Friends
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4.0/5 (238 votes)

Submitted by: Sekzi Princess
A best friend is like a bra ... supportive, close to your heart, and hard to find.
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3.3/5 (244 votes)

Submitted by: sarah3324
"Friendship is something you don't learn in school, but if you don't know the meaning of friendship you haven't really learned anything." -Ali
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3.8/5 (252 votes)

Submitted by: Kaycee
Friends are like stars, they come and go... but the ones that stay are the ones that glow. :-)
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4.3/5 (257 votes)

Submitted by: ~*Sekzi Princess*~
Good friends are like stars....You don't always see them, but you know they are always there.
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4.0/5 (271 votes)

Submitted by: defrosted
I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And I can justify any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas. Can talk to my friends, about the size of my ass.
My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long. At least I can admit, to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles, at any cost. And I don't have a problem, admitting I'm lost.
I never forget, an important date. You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.
I don't watch movies, with lots of gore. Don't need instant replay, to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch. And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch.
Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her. In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!
Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best. Look at me you idiot... Not at my chest????
I don't have a problem, With Expressing my feelings. I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling.
DON'T call me a GIRL , a BABE or a CHICK . I am a WOMAN. Get it?, you DICK!?!
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4.0/5 (281 votes)

Submitted by: HaCkErS
True friends stay together through thick and thin, through all the rumors and the grins, through all the pain and all the tears; true friends are there throughout the years.
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4.3/5 (306 votes)

Submitted by: horselover899
As we go on we remember all the times we had together and as our lives change come what may, but we will still be Friends Forever
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3.7/5 (323 votes)

Submitted by: diZZydOOdle88
Friends are quiet angels that lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly
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4.0/5 (327 votes)

Submitted by: bRaZiLiAnTiGrE03
Me and my girlz were sent from heaven,
I back them up 24/7,
If you mess with me or my crew,
damn bitch I would hate to be you!!
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4.2/5 (341 votes)

Submitted by: lil froggie



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