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Category: NapoleonDynamite
Message: You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo staff.
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Friendship Away Messages

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The four of us are just like the sisterhood of the traveling pants. We all have something we pass down, and we have known each other forever.
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3.1/5 (133 votes)

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.:.:.*Best Friend*.:.:.
(A)ccepts you as you are
(B)elieves in you
(C)razy friend
(D)oesn't give up on you
(E)nvisions the whole of you(even the unfinished parts)
(F)orgives your mistakes
(G)ives unconditionally
(H)elps you
(I)nvites you over
(J)ust be with you
(K)eeps you close at heart
(L)oves you for who you are
(M)akes a difference in your life
(N)ever Judges
(O)ffer support
(P)icks you up
(Q)uiets your fears
(R)aises your spirits
(S)ays nice things about you
(T)ells you the truth when you need to hear it
(U)nderstands you
(V)oice for me when I need it
(W)alks beside you
(X)plains thing you don't understand
(Y)ells when you won't listen and
(Z)aps you back to reality
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4.4/5 (1057 votes)

Submitted by: Im sum1else99
Friends are like a box of chocolates
Some have weird filling, some are just bad
Some are really sweet, and they make me glad.
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4.2/5 (106 votes)

Submitted by: bethiec
Me and my girls are like barbies but we're not sold seperately!
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3.8/5 (93 votes)

Submitted by: ca-ca-ca-catie
700 great times, 600 laughs, 500 smiles, 400 great memories, 300 jokes, 200 great times, 100 secrets, 1 reason
  • Currently 3.83/5
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3.8/5 (109 votes)

Submitted by: x07benbabii
I thought she was my best friend
The best one I've ever had
Instead I found out the truth
And what I learned was sad
We still call each other friends
But I feel were far apart
Though we see each other every day
I have a broken heart
She has made new friends
And,I've made some too
We are talking less and less
And inside I am cold and blue
Each and every night I pray
That she will finally see
How much I want our friendship back,
And how much she means to me.
  • Currently 4.49/5
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4.5/5 (621 votes)

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"A true friend is walking in,when everyone else is walking out"
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3.9/5 (80 votes)

Submitted by: HoopsQtie12
I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And I can justify any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas. Can talk to my friends, about the size of my ass.
My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long. At least I can admit, to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles, at any cost. And I don't have a problem, admitting I'm lost.
I never forget, an important date. You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.
I don't watch movies, with lots of gore. Don't need instant replay, to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch. And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch.
Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her. In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!
Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best. Look at me you idiot... Not at my chest????
I don't have a problem, With Expressing my feelings. I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling.
DON'T call me a GIRL , a BABE or a CHICK . I am a WOMAN. Get it?, you DICK!?!
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4.0/5 (281 votes)

Submitted by: HaCkErS
Best friends remember
when you say foget it
They'll wait forever
If you say just a minute
They know somethings wrong
when you say whatever
thats when you know
you're best friends forever
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4.3/5 (207 votes)

Submitted by: muzicggirl
You helped me laugh
you dried my tears
because of you I have no fears
together we live
together we grow
teaching each other what we must no
you came into my life
and I was blessed
I love you girl
you are the best
release my hand
and say good-bye
and please my friend
don't you cry
cuz I promise you this;
Its not the end
cuz like I said
your my best friend.
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4.5/5 (1336 votes)

Submitted by: xOluvly GiannaOx

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