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Category: Funny
Message: My dog ate my away message...
Submitted By: weenkie67

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Me and my girls are like barbies but we're not sold seperately!
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3.8/5 (93 votes)

Submitted by: ca-ca-ca-catie
We started our group, our circle of friends. And like that circle there is no beginning nor end
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3.9/5 (188 votes)

Submitted by: Cr8zyBlonde88
You wrapped your arms around me, and said it'll be all right. You consoled me in my time of need and chased away my fright. You were my friend when I really needed you, and for that to you, I will always be true...
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3.9/5 (130 votes)

Submitted by: Vbgrl
"A true friend is walking in,when everyone else is walking out"
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3.9/5 (80 votes)

Submitted by: HoopsQtie12
Friends are quiet angels that lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly
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4.0/5 (327 votes)

Submitted by: bRaZiLiAnTiGrE03
100 memories, 200 jokes, 300 great times, 400 secrets... 1 reason -- Best Friends
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4.0/5 (238 votes)

Submitted by: Sekzi Princess
...friends stab you in the back...boyfriends stab you in the heart...but BEST friends don't carry knives!...
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4.0/5 (355 votes)

Submitted by: KeLZi
Friends are like bras: Close to your heart and all about support:)
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4.0/5 (473 votes)

Submitted by: dude
Good friends are like stars....You don't always see them, but you know they are always there.
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4.0/5 (271 votes)

Submitted by: defrosted
A memory lasts 4ever.
Never shall it part,
A memory stays 4ever,
always within the heart<3
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4.0/5 (196 votes)

Submitted by: grlytbone11
I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And I can justify any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas. Can talk to my friends, about the size of my ass.
My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long. At least I can admit, to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles, at any cost. And I don't have a problem, admitting I'm lost.
I never forget, an important date. You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.
I don't watch movies, with lots of gore. Don't need instant replay, to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch. And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch.
Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her. In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!
Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best. Look at me you idiot... Not at my chest????
I don't have a problem, With Expressing my feelings. I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling.
DON'T call me a GIRL , a BABE or a CHICK . I am a WOMAN. Get it?, you DICK!?!
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4.0/5 (281 votes)

Submitted by: HaCkErS
Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget.
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4.1/5 (712 votes)

Submitted by: s.money



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