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Category: Valentines
Message: You know what's great? Getting roses for Valentine's day. Maybe even just one. Or something really sweet that you treasure from the one you love. Yea, that's how I'd like my day to go....
Submitted By: bballchick2412

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God is good, god is great,
We thank him for the food, food on our plate,
If I don't eat, eat it soon,
I'll hit my brother, with a spoon.
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3.0/5 (79 votes)

Submitted by: me
When the fire alarm goes off that means dinner is ready!!!!!! BEEP BEEP BEEP! Listen to that my dinner is done be back in a little bit!
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3.0/5 (78 votes)

Submitted by: ????
Trying to look like rosie o'donnel.
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2.3/5 (72 votes)

Submitted by: slimshadiest
McDonalds Clerk: Welcome to McDonalds. How may I help you?
%n: I'd like a large fry and a coke to go.
McDonalds Clerk: That will be $4.79. Please drive around.
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2.1/5 (72 votes)

Submitted by: *~Licia~*
*munch* *munch* Mi mam meating mome mood might mow, mo moo mould me mise mo mot mahther meh. Mank Moo. *munch* *munch*
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2.0/5 (71 votes)

Submitted by: BryGuy894
What would I do without food? It is very prechious indeed. It is needed at many times,and sometimes it helps me suceed!
Pizza, Pie, and Carrots too, are all the foods I like to chew, So drop your hats and canes to...
because food is more important than YOU!
*Eatin some type of food right now*
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2.8/5 (70 votes)

Submitted by: Pinkle
It's time for my daily candy hunt....I'll be back soon... AND I WILL FIND SOME!
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3.1/5 (69 votes)

Submitted by: KayTee
In the olden days they used to call it supper.
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1.9/5 (67 votes)

Submitted by: Me1
I feel like an Ethiopian...so im gonna go eat some food
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1.8/5 (66 votes)

Submitted by: SHSrunner09
Hey.....Whats your Favorite foodA.PizzaB.Saladc.CerealD.Orange Juice*~If you picked*D* you must be stupid because orange juice is not a food.*Out getting food, later*
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2.3/5 (66 votes)

Submitted by: KatieKate764
My hand is frozen to the hot pockets in the freezer. The ice cube tray must have spilled again.
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3.2/5 (60 votes)

Submitted by: ME
MmMmMmMmmm MmMmMmMmMmmmm Grubbin!
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1.8/5 (59 votes)

Submitted by: WhoMe5384

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