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Message: Ned Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott than Nott. Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott. Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, Or Nott was shot. If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot. But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, Then Shott was shot, not Nott. However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott, but Nott brb
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Eating - Food Away Messages

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I am either...eating food, watching food, poking food, playing with my food, staring intently @ my food, shoving things in my mouth (most likely food), throwing food, cooking food, making food, or enjoying food
  • Currently 3.73/5
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3.7/5 (1419 votes)

Submitted by: xXxpOsErSsUcKxXx
Screw Eating Lucky Charms, I'm Already Magically Delicious! :) Breakfast, bbl.
  • Currently 3.80/5
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3.8/5 (1211 votes)

Submitted by: XoZaLbSxO
I am in the kitchen "trying" to cook...If I do not return in approximently 30 mintues, may your intentions be to call 9-1-1! Thank you!
  • Currently 3.70/5
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3.7/5 (980 votes)

Submitted by: dashorty1588
I am single handily trying to free the world of hunger,starting with myself.
  • Currently 3.69/5
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3.7/5 (844 votes)

Submitted by: LilAngel89
The food in my kitchen is calling my name and the chocolates are yelling the loudest....I better go see what they want!
  • Currently 3.72/5
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3.7/5 (776 votes)

Submitted by: SoccerStar812000
If only men could be as satisfying as chocolate.
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3.7/5 (614 votes)

Submitted by: sccrangel4life
Hey %n.. im away eating breakfast, lunch, or dinner. its %t, your smart, so you can figure out which one it is.
  • Currently 3.54/5
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3.5/5 (583 votes)

Submitted by: Z
Popcorn,Candy,Soda n Fries I know I know straight to my thighs
  • Currently 3.61/5
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3.6/5 (421 votes)

Submitted by: Meshell876
Statistics say those who eat live longer than those who don't, so I am eating right now.
  • Currently 3.80/5
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3.8/5 (390 votes)

Submitted by: qtswimmer317
I want a peach! A peach! A peach....... i want a peach thats right! I want a peach! Yummy yummy peach! LOL hadyhadyha brb in a minute going to get a yummy yummy peach!! ------Casey and Caite
  • Currently 1.07/5
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1.1/5 (314 votes)

Submitted by: casey and caite
My mom told me never to talk with food in my mouth! ;)
  • Currently 3.38/5
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3.4/5 (286 votes)

Submitted by: Monique61190
Hunger has driven man to insanity, today it has driven me from my computer.
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3.5/5 (264 votes)

Submitted by: TPerry814

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