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Category: Food
Message: Leave me alone, so what if I masticate all the time. It's natural.
Submitted By: ThE JeStEr 39

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I'm away right now stuffing my face...but ohh no, whats this?... my pet bubble just ran away with my food. grrr! I shoulda known he would be trouble. I'll be back when i've finished running the little fartnipper over with my barbie car.
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3.1/5 (264 votes)

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I'm on a quest, it involves me, the kitchen, and possibly some utensils. As you may have guess I'm hungry, and if you try to come in the way of my unlofty goal I will bludgeon you with a blunt object.
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3.4/5 (257 votes)

Submitted by: Michael
Whoever invented the idea of eating 3 meals a day deserves to be rewarded ;)
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3.7/5 (243 votes)

Submitted by: hulagirl
Filling my tummy with something very yummy.
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3.4/5 (229 votes)

Submitted by: CheerleadCL
Iím burning down the house, a.k.a: making dinner.
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3.6/5 (220 votes)

Submitted by: shatteredhopes9
don't let hunger happen to you
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3.3/5 (186 votes)

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If you were food ........ I'd be eating you right now.
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3.3/5 (172 votes)

Submitted by: *DaNcEr*
Hi, I went out to dinner with the fam. Be back in a couple hours.
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1.4/5 (170 votes)

Submitted by: Chelsea mc 02
If there was a god we wouldn't put the refigerator down stairs.
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1.7/5 (134 votes)

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I wish I had a brown cow so I could make some chocolate milk...
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3.2/5 (128 votes)

Submitted by: GuEsSwHo
I am replenishing the nutritional supplements my body needs to maintain homeostasis and keep an adequate energy balance.
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3.4/5 (127 votes)

Submitted by: strltt182
I'm doing that thing. You know, the one where you pick the food up, put it in your mouth, swallow it, then repeat the process until the stomach hurts.
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3.2/5 (121 votes)

Submitted by: xlilkutiex4

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