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Message: When I was younger I hated going to weddings ... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped that crap after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. brb
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My mom told me never to talk with food in my mouth! ;)
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3.4/5 (286 votes)

Submitted by: Monique61190
Hunger has driven man to insanity, today it has driven me from my computer.
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3.5/5 (264 votes)

Submitted by: TPerry814
I'm away right now stuffing my face...but ohh no, whats this?... my pet bubble just ran away with my food. grrr! I shoulda known he would be trouble. I'll be back when i've finished running the little fartnipper over with my barbie car.
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3.1/5 (264 votes)

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Hey.....Whats your Favorite foodA.PizzaB.Saladc.CerealD.Orange Juice*~If you picked*D* you must be stupid because orange juice is not a food.*Out getting food, later*
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2.3/5 (66 votes)

Submitted by: KatieKate764
eat (Et), v.t. 1. to take into the mouth and swallow for nourishment; chew and swallow (food). 2. to consume gradually; wear away; corrode. 3. to ravage or devastate. 4. to make, as by gnawing... you get the idea, ttyl buh byes
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2.6/5 (32 votes)

Submitted by: volleybabe
I am in the kitchen "trying" to cook...If I do not return in approximently 30 mintues, may your intentions be to call 9-1-1! Thank you!
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3.7/5 (980 votes)

Submitted by: dashorty1588
*munch* *munch* Mi mam meating mome mood might mow, mo moo mould me mise mo mot mahther meh. Mank Moo. *munch* *munch*
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2.0/5 (71 votes)

Submitted by: BryGuy894
Trying to look like rosie o'donnel.
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2.3/5 (72 votes)

Submitted by: slimshadiest
Hey %n.. im away eating breakfast, lunch, or dinner. its %t, your smart, so you can figure out which one it is.
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3.5/5 (583 votes)

Submitted by: Z
Screw Eating Lucky Charms, I'm Already Magically Delicious! :) Breakfast, bbl.
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Submitted by: XoZaLbSxO
It's true...
Dr. Pepper does make the world taste better! I should know! I just sprinkled some on the floor and BOY does it taste good!!!!
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2.9/5 (119 votes)

Submitted by: mac72890
Whoever invented the idea of eating 3 meals a day deserves to be rewarded ;)
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3.7/5 (243 votes)

Submitted by: hulagirl

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