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Message: When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty, I feel the cool rush of skiing in the Alps, or skating in Alaska, or bobsledding in Lake Placid!
But, while I'm enjoying my York Peppermint Patty, the rush makes me oblivious to the chocolate melting in my hands. The chocolate gets on my keyboard, my mouse, my desk, and every other spot to which chocolate can stick. And when I go to throw away my York Peppermint Patty, I trip over a shoe because I'm too busy looking for a paper towel. I fall over and hit my head on the corner of my desk, cutting it deeply. The sight of my own blood causes me to regurgitate my York Peppermint Patty. Getting up and running to the phone to call 911, I slip on my own vomit, fall down again, and break my neck. And so my warning to all little children: don't smoke pot before eating a York Peppermint Patty
Submitted By: SHSrunner09

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MmMmMmMmmm MmMmMmMmMmmmm Grubbin!
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1.8/5 (59 votes)

Submitted by: WhoMe5384
Tummy refill! :-D
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3.0/5 (86 votes)

Submitted by: LiLPiScEs311
Lego my Ego!!!!!!!!I'm eating a waffle stupid!
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2.3/5 (36 votes)

Submitted by: blondie momento
Getting fatter!!haha
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2.6/5 (47 votes)

Submitted by: ves553
Rub a dub dub, I'm gettin some grub.
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3.0/5 (107 votes)

Submitted by: MattMoose2448
My hand is frozen to the hot pockets in the freezer. The ice cube tray must have spilled again.
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3.2/5 (60 votes)

Submitted by: ME
Popcorn,Candy,Soda n Fries I know I know straight to my thighs
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3.6/5 (421 votes)

Submitted by: Meshell876
I'm an evil poptart [::] i'm out collecting sprinkles for my breakfasty self.
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3.1/5 (112 votes)

Submitted by: LMSLIONS2002
I'm getting my tummy refill however I'll be back when its full!!!
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2.1/5 (33 votes)

Submitted by: dolphin44916
Hi, I went out to dinner with the fam. Be back in a couple hours.
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1.4/5 (170 votes)

Submitted by: Chelsea mc 02
Hey, I just ran out to get something to eat, so wait for me, I'll brb!
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1.9/5 (49 votes)

Submitted by: SmokyMc5
Filling my tummy with something very yummy.
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3.4/5 (229 votes)

Submitted by: CheerleadCL

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