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Message: Out and about, terroizing the neighborhood with the loud bass, don't bother IM'ing me, because I can't hear you.
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Screw Eating Lucky Charms, I'm Already Magically Delicious! :) Breakfast, bbl.
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3.8/5 (1211 votes)

Submitted by: XoZaLbSxO
Statistics say those who eat live longer than those who don't, so I am eating right now.
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3.8/5 (390 votes)

Submitted by: qtswimmer317
I am single handily trying to free the world of hunger,starting with myself.
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3.7/5 (844 votes)

Submitted by: LilAngel89
Whoever invented the idea of eating 3 meals a day deserves to be rewarded ;)
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3.7/5 (243 votes)

Submitted by: hulagirl
I am either...eating food, watching food, poking food, playing with my food, staring intently @ my food, shoving things in my mouth (most likely food), throwing food, cooking food, making food, or enjoying food
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3.7/5 (1419 votes)

Submitted by: xXxpOsErSsUcKxXx
I am in the kitchen "trying" to cook...If I do not return in approximently 30 mintues, may your intentions be to call 9-1-1! Thank you!
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3.7/5 (980 votes)

Submitted by: dashorty1588
If only men could be as satisfying as chocolate.
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3.7/5 (614 votes)

Submitted by: sccrangel4life
The food in my kitchen is calling my name and the chocolates are yelling the loudest....I better go see what they want!
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3.7/5 (776 votes)

Submitted by: SoccerStar812000
Iím burning down the house, a.k.a: making dinner.
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3.6/5 (220 votes)

Submitted by: shatteredhopes9
Popcorn,Candy,Soda n Fries I know I know straight to my thighs
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3.6/5 (421 votes)

Submitted by: Meshell876
Hey %n.. im away eating breakfast, lunch, or dinner. its %t, your smart, so you can figure out which one it is.
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3.5/5 (583 votes)

Submitted by: Z
Hunger has driven man to insanity, today it has driven me from my computer.
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3.5/5 (264 votes)

Submitted by: TPerry814

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