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Category: ChuckNorris
Message: Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
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Whoever invented the idea of eating 3 meals a day deserves to be rewarded ;)
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3.7/5 (243 votes)

Submitted by: hulagirl
I am either...eating food, watching food, poking food, playing with my food, staring intently @ my food, shoving things in my mouth (most likely food), throwing food, cooking food, making food, or enjoying food
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3.7/5 (1419 votes)

Submitted by: xXxpOsErSsUcKxXx
I am in the kitchen "trying" to cook...If I do not return in approximently 30 mintues, may your intentions be to call 9-1-1! Thank you!
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3.7/5 (980 votes)

Submitted by: dashorty1588
If only men could be as satisfying as chocolate.
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3.7/5 (614 votes)

Submitted by: sccrangel4life
The food in my kitchen is calling my name and the chocolates are yelling the loudest....I better go see what they want!
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3.7/5 (776 votes)

Submitted by: SoccerStar812000
Screw Eating Lucky Charms, I'm Already Magically Delicious! :) Breakfast, bbl.
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3.8/5 (1211 votes)

Submitted by: XoZaLbSxO
Statistics say those who eat live longer than those who don't, so I am eating right now.
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3.8/5 (390 votes)

Submitted by: qtswimmer317

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