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Category: Spring
Message: It's Spring time so go out and play and get off your computer!
Submitted By: Lilabar

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Eating - Food Away Messages

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When the fire alarm goes off that means dinner is ready!!!!!! BEEP BEEP BEEP! Listen to that my dinner is done be back in a little bit!
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3.0/5 (78 votes)

Submitted by: ????
God is good, god is great,
We thank him for the food, food on our plate,
If I don't eat, eat it soon,
I'll hit my brother, with a spoon.
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3.0/5 (79 votes)

Submitted by: me
I'm away right now stuffing my face...but ohh no, whats this?... my pet bubble just ran away with my food. grrr! I shoulda known he would be trouble. I'll be back when i've finished running the little fartnipper over with my barbie car.
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3.1/5 (264 votes)

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Eat Spam Before It Eats YOU...
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3.1/5 (95 votes)

Submitted by: TtuBkrod A rU
It's time for my daily candy hunt....I'll be back soon... AND I WILL FIND SOME!
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3.1/5 (69 votes)

Submitted by: KayTee
I'm an evil poptart [::] i'm out collecting sprinkles for my breakfasty self.
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3.1/5 (112 votes)

Submitted by: LMSLIONS2002
I'm away getting fat! the way i see it, if I get fat at least i'm happy! I can eat Whatever I WANT! leave a message
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3.1/5 (51 votes)

Submitted by: Prettychica5135
There are more French restaurants in New York than in Paris.
Gettin a bite to eat.
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3.1/5 (17 votes)

Submitted by: bethiec
I'm doing that thing. You know, the one where you pick the food up, put it in your mouth, swallow it, then repeat the process until the stomach hurts.
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3.2/5 (121 votes)

Submitted by: xlilkutiex4
My hand is frozen to the hot pockets in the freezer. The ice cube tray must have spilled again.
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3.2/5 (60 votes)

Submitted by: ME
I wish I had a brown cow so I could make some chocolate milk...
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3.2/5 (128 votes)

Submitted by: GuEsSwHo
If you were food ........ I'd be eating you right now.
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3.3/5 (172 votes)

Submitted by: *DaNcEr*

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