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Category: Funny
Message: Sorry, I only listen to the little voices inside my head...
Submitted By: Pinkpanther

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Eating - Food Away Messages

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Fat people gettin' happy
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2.9/5 (91 votes)

Submitted by: jayjobo
I'm as hungry as homer on a hunger strike! bbl
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2.9/5 (41 votes)

Submitted by: Z
I'm doin something where something goes in my mouth!!:-D...I know what your thinking i'm eating u pervert!!!>:o
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2.9/5 (93 votes)

Submitted by: ash and meg
It's true...
Dr. Pepper does make the world taste better! I should know! I just sprinkled some on the floor and BOY does it taste good!!!!
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2.9/5 (119 votes)

Submitted by: mac72890
Getting high on Moutain Dew.....DO THE DEWCaution: THIS WILL MAKE ME EXTREMLY HYPER!
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2.9/5 (104 votes)

Submitted by: Dare Devil2143
I want chicken, I want liver , meow mix meow mix please deliver!!
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2.9/5 (84 votes)

Submitted by: crewchic28
I'm eating breakfast, lunch or dinner. If ur smart u'll know which 1 it is!Leave a message and i'll get bac 2 ya!
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2.9/5 (57 votes)

Submitted by: WildThing2002
Directions:Pour milk, Devour, Repeat.
(Go ahead, bond with your breakfast)
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3.0/5 (45 votes)

Submitted by: Haydenlover12
Kitchen+cooking= dialing 9-1-1
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3.0/5 (88 votes)

Submitted by: dashorty1588
I'm eating food... cause food is good...it gives me energy to do stuff... and stuff is good... so yeah- that's why I eat...
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3.0/5 (105 votes)

Submitted by: *Smilez*
Rub a dub dub, I'm gettin some grub.
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3.0/5 (107 votes)

Submitted by: MattMoose2448
Tummy refill! :-D
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3.0/5 (86 votes)

Submitted by: LiLPiScEs311

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