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Message: I use my eyes to look into your beautiful soul. I use my ears to listen to your problems, hopes and fears. I use my voice to tell you how much I love you and how much you mean to me. I use my mouth to kiss your beautiful lips. I use my hands to outline your beautiful body. Every piece of myself I devote to you forever.
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I'm not allowed to eat at my computer.
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2.0/5 (45 votes)

Submitted by: Gswim88
Damn I'm hungarian
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2.1/5 (47 votes)

Submitted by: jayjobo
McDonalds Clerk: Welcome to McDonalds. How may I help you?
%n: I'd like a large fry and a coke to go.
McDonalds Clerk: That will be $4.79. Please drive around.
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2.1/5 (72 votes)

Submitted by: *~Licia~*
Transitive Property of Food:Me = HumanHuman = Eat FoodMe = Eat Food
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2.1/5 (33 votes)

Submitted by: NSaNe QuAd RiDeR
College food....Mmm Mmm PUKE!!!
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2.1/5 (32 votes)

Submitted by: AussieBunny
I'm getting my tummy refill however I'll be back when its full!!!
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2.1/5 (33 votes)

Submitted by: dolphin44916
I only goo too skool to et mi lunc...sooo aftur 1200 Il bee bak...
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2.2/5 (36 votes)

Submitted by: BgBootie123
Theres a Rumble in my Tumble so to the kitchen I may Fumble!!!
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2.2/5 (39 votes)

Submitted by: lilpunkerbaby
I am not here right now but please leave a message after the my burp.B....U....R....P!
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2.2/5 (46 votes)

Submitted by: LilAngel89
Like most normal people: I am eating food.
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2.2/5 (29 votes)

Submitted by: raisins214
Im at the Deli...If you want something come and find me.
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2.2/5 (29 votes)

Submitted by: Defooo
Trying to cook!! Someone call 911!
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2.2/5 (31 votes)

Submitted by: qweasdzxc

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