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I want a peach! A peach! A peach....... i want a peach thats right! I want a peach! Yummy yummy peach! LOL hadyhadyha brb in a minute going to get a yummy yummy peach!! ------Casey and Caite
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1.1/5 (314 votes)

Submitted by: casey and caite
Hi, I went out to dinner with the fam. Be back in a couple hours.
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1.4/5 (170 votes)

Submitted by: Chelsea mc 02
If there was a god we wouldn't put the refigerator down stairs.
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1.7/5 (134 votes)

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I feel like an Ethiopian...so im gonna go eat some food
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1.8/5 (66 votes)

Submitted by: SHSrunner09
some sports people play are-football-baseball-rollerbladingfor me it's food * runs away*
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1.8/5 (52 votes)

Submitted by: davedude431
MmMmMmMmmm MmMmMmMmMmmmm Grubbin!
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1.8/5 (59 votes)

Submitted by: WhoMe5384
Hey, I just ran out to get something to eat, so wait for me, I'll brb!
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1.9/5 (49 votes)

Submitted by: SmokyMc5
In the olden days they used to call it supper.
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1.9/5 (67 votes)

Submitted by: Me1
My stomach is calling me to the kitchen. Brb!
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1.9/5 (46 votes)

Submitted by: qtiepatutie16
Like the wild buffalo grazing the midwest plains I too need some food
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2.0/5 (40 votes)

Submitted by: jayjobo
My mother told me never to type with my mouth full.
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2.0/5 (46 votes)

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*munch* *munch* Mi mam meating mome mood might mow, mo moo mould me mise mo mot mahther meh. Mank Moo. *munch* *munch*
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2.0/5 (71 votes)

Submitted by: BryGuy894

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