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Message: Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
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Fat people gettin' happy
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2.9/5 (91 votes)

Submitted by: jayjobo
I'm as hungry as homer on a hunger strike! bbl
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2.9/5 (41 votes)

Submitted by: Z
I'm doin something where something goes in my mouth!!:-D...I know what your thinking i'm eating u pervert!!!>:o
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2.9/5 (93 votes)

Submitted by: ash and meg
It's true...
Dr. Pepper does make the world taste better! I should know! I just sprinkled some on the floor and BOY does it taste good!!!!
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2.9/5 (119 votes)

Submitted by: mac72890
Getting high on Moutain Dew.....DO THE DEWCaution: THIS WILL MAKE ME EXTREMLY HYPER!
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2.9/5 (104 votes)

Submitted by: Dare Devil2143
I want chicken, I want liver , meow mix meow mix please deliver!!
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2.9/5 (84 votes)

Submitted by: crewchic28
I'm eating breakfast, lunch or dinner. If ur smart u'll know which 1 it is!Leave a message and i'll get bac 2 ya!
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2.9/5 (57 votes)

Submitted by: WildThing2002
I am away "trying" to cook some food! If I'm not back in 30minutes, dial 911!
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2.8/5 (45 votes)

Submitted by: dashorty1588
What would I do without food? It is very prechious indeed. It is needed at many times,and sometimes it helps me suceed!
Pizza, Pie, and Carrots too, are all the foods I like to chew, So drop your hats and canes to...
because food is more important than YOU!
*Eatin some type of food right now*
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2.8/5 (70 votes)

Submitted by: Pinkle
My stomach is talkin... and i'm answerin it!
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2.8/5 (50 votes)

Submitted by: AzN Sh0rTnEsS
Hey Iím eating my food....(Bread and water) thatís all they feed me in this damn place... Be back soon... Don't leave %n!
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2.7/5 (39 votes)

Submitted by: PerfectGurl4u05
Im getting something very yummy put into my tummy! ;-)
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2.7/5 (53 votes)

Submitted by: Qtredhead

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