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Message: Oh no! My eyes have suddenly lost contact with the computer! Be back later.
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A professor was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrows final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family members death. One smart ass, male student said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?" and the whole classroom burst into laughter. After the laughter had subsided, the prof glared at the student, and said, "Not an excuse, you can use your other hand to write".
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4.3/5 (605 votes)

Submitted by: shortofdestiny
Twas the night before exam week, and all through the dorms, not a student was studying, this was usually the norm. Kegs in the kitchen, jello shots in the hall--thanks to the liquor, it was a late night for all. Passed out all around, the kids all slept tight. When they woke up the next day, they thought, 'Man, whatta night!' We are to hung-over to study they shouted with cheer. So forget the exams and bring on the beer!
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4.0/5 (498 votes)

Submitted by: surferchic0706
F.I.N.A.L.S.
F: F**k
I: I
N: Never
A: Actually
L: Learned
S: Shit
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4.3/5 (467 votes)

Submitted by: Jaykeyz129
A group of college students knew they had a quiz on Monday, so on Friday they decided to go party and come back to study on Sunday. Well, they where having so much fun that they called their professor and said they had a flat tire and couldn't be back until Monday night.. the professor said ok, and they decided to go home Monday, study and take the test Tuesday. So they came back and studied but little did they know the professor was onto them. He put them all into seperate rooms and they took their tests, but the last question was a bonus question worth 50% of the grade..the question? : Which tire????
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4.3/5 (382 votes)

Submitted by: ltd18206
Finals are like boys...
1. they're hard to understand
2. you might get the urge to cheat on them
3. some are harder than others
4. they put pressure on you to perform well
5. they were created to make our lives hell
6. you can work for hours and still get no satisfaction
7. some take longer to finish than others
8. you always have 3 or 4 at a time
9. some aren't as big as you had expected
10. they're much easier to do when you're drunk because you just don't care
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4.1/5 (334 votes)

Submitted by: rebeckie11
Yo his pencil's heavy, knees weak, face is sweaty...the final is on the desk already, but he forgot to study. He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to score A's, but he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down the proctor yawns so loud, then opens his mouth and the words come out...he's talking now everyone's listening now..."the clock's run out...time's up, put your pencils down."
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3.8/5 (224 votes)

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As long as there are finals, there will be prayer in public schools.
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3.7/5 (187 votes)

Submitted by: taydertot
Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING.....i don't think that was an accident!
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4.3/5 (163 votes)

Submitted by: brokenangel8914
I'm studying for finals - this defies the laws of physics by sucking and blowing at the same time :-/
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3.7/5 (148 votes)

Submitted by: gf206
Dude, why bother taking these finals if I just know I'm going to fail them? Right now, I'm practicing the phrase, 'Would you like fries with that?'
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3.7/5 (144 votes)

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'Twas the night before exams and all through the dorm
Everyone was studying (and not looking at p0rn)
Their clothes for the next day draped over their chairs
Not necesarily clean (but who the f**k cares?)
Those ill-prepared were giving up the fight
Due to the fact it was starting to get light
The 11th hour slowly drew near...
"Let's get it over with so we can all go get beer!!!"
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3.7/5 (133 votes)

Submitted by: the_rino2k2
Math tutor: $40 a week
Photocopy of the final: $25
Not having to study the day before your final: priceless
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3.6/5 (118 votes)

Submitted by: Mandzz22

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