I'm studying for finals - this defies the laws of physics by sucking and blowing at the same time :-/

Dude, why bother taking these finals if I just know I'm going to fail them? Right now, I'm practicing the phrase, 'Would you like fries with that?'

As long as there are finals, there will be prayer in public schools.

'Twas the night before exams and all through the dorm
Everyone was studying (and not looking at p0rn)
Their clothes for the next day draped over their chairs
Not necesarily clean (but who the f**k cares?)
Those ill-prepared were giving up the fight
Due to the fact it was starting to get light
The 11th hour slowly drew near...
"Let's get it over with so we can all go get beer!!!"

Math tutor: $40 a week
Photocopy of the final: $25
Not having to study the day before your final: priceless

I hate having finals. I have to learn everything that I was supposed to be learning all semester … in one week what's with that???

Why do they call them finals?
They're not final. If you fail you have to come back :(

I am currently doing research on the effects of sleep depervation on a college student. I am starting off with 3 to 4 hours a night and am going to see how low I can get before I sleep through one of my tests. IM me if you would like to be a test subject along with me....

It has commenced...finals week is upon us in full force, seizing what sanity I have left after a menacing term. The thought of a pure, utopian society has faded while (insert school name here) has captured the last breath of any rational existence and conquered our self-worth. In coming days it is likely to see a plethora of unpleasant faces staring into an oblivion that can only be experienced by the (insert school name here) society. The underlying prolifigacy in which this institution so loves to put forth has taken a toll on our already feeble carcasses, in result of consuming repulsive dining hall rations. The possibility of survival is a distant notion...God help us all...

I'm making a million flashcards
In this time of despair,
I can't really concentrate
In this fun swivel chair.
I hate how they say
This is Important to know.
When all we're learning
Is how plants grow.
You have no idea
How annoyed I am
Changing my plans
For this dumb final exam.
Can you please just
LEAVE ME ALONE AND GO AWAY!
YOU DAMN FINALS
YOU'RE RUINING MY DAY!

As long as there are finals there will be prayer in public schools.

I wasn't cheating ... I was just looking at the answers