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Can fat people go skinny dipping?
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3.7/5 (771 votes)

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At fat camp, the guys have bigger boobs
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3.7/5 (603 votes)

Submitted by: kissmyass
Hey!! they made a song about your weight 8675309
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3.5/5 (564 votes)

Submitted by: Sloth
Your momma's so fat she has to use the ocean as her toilet!
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1.6/5 (517 votes)

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Fat people are harder to kidnap
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3.7/5 (481 votes)

Submitted by: awesomeness
Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale it read one at a time please.
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3.4/5 (450 votes)

Submitted by: Tilliam
Bored as a fat person without food
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3.7/5 (442 votes)

Submitted by: onoymous
One day a woman asked her daughter to go get some jellyrolls. The girl went to the bakery and ordered all of the jellyrolls that the bakery had. Then she stuffed them all in her mouth and swallowed. When she got home her mom asked where the jellyrolls were. The girl lifts up her shirt and says here, these are the jelly rolls.
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2.1/5 (417 votes)

Submitted by: SeXy LeZ
Dear Lord,
If you can't make me SKINNY, Please make my friends FAT!
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3.3/5 (365 votes)

Submitted by: threeamigas4312
Can Fat people go skinny dipping??
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2.8/5 (347 votes)

Submitted by: Marar
Never under estimate fat people in large groups
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3.3/5 (331 votes)

Submitted by: KingOfDrama8705
Only in America are "poor" people fat.
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3.0/5 (317 votes)

Submitted by: Jimbo Bob

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