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Category: Funny
Message: Dr. Seuss' lost tounge twister
see if you can do this:
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top. Betcha you can't resist passing it on.
Submitted By: wzac

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Hey!! they made a song about your weight 8675309
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3.5/5 (564 votes)

Submitted by: Sloth
Can Fat people go skinny dipping??
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2.8/5 (347 votes)

Submitted by: Marar
Your momma is so fat that when she sweats she can be used as a steam roller.
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2.6/5 (233 votes)

Submitted by: me
Your momma's so fat that when she fell in the forest, the loggers said "TIMBER"!
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3.0/5 (305 votes)

Submitted by: calvarychikAG
Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale it read one at a time please.
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3.4/5 (451 votes)

Submitted by: Tilliam
Yo mamas so fat that at the circus she nicknamed the elephant pee wee.
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3.0/5 (312 votes)

Submitted by: Tilliam
Your momma's so fat she has to use the ocean as her toilet!
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1.6/5 (517 votes)

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I would probably cry too, if I had a stomach the size of the ocean blue!
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3.1/5 (302 votes)

Submitted by: sexayxorangexlvr
Dear Lord,
If you can't make me SKINNY, Please make my friends FAT!
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3.3/5 (365 votes)

Submitted by: threeamigas4312
Fat people are harder to kidnap
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3.7/5 (482 votes)

Submitted by: awesomeness
Bored as a fat person without food
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3.7/5 (442 votes)

Submitted by: onoymous
At fat camp, the guys have bigger boobs
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3.7/5 (603 votes)

Submitted by: kissmyass

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