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Message: Who is saying that I have nothing to do? I am doing nothing!
Submitted By: MichaelaLai

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Hey!! they made a song about your weight 8675309
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3.5/5 (564 votes)

Submitted by: Sloth
Can Fat people go skinny dipping??
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2.8/5 (347 votes)

Submitted by: Marar
Your momma is so fat that when she sweats she can be used as a steam roller.
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2.6/5 (233 votes)

Submitted by: me
Your momma's so fat that when she fell in the forest, the loggers said "TIMBER"!
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3.0/5 (305 votes)

Submitted by: calvarychikAG
Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale it read one at a time please.
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3.4/5 (450 votes)

Submitted by: Tilliam
Yo mamas so fat that at the circus she nicknamed the elephant pee wee.
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3.0/5 (311 votes)

Submitted by: Tilliam
Your momma's so fat she has to use the ocean as her toilet!
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1.6/5 (517 votes)

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I would probably cry too, if I had a stomach the size of the ocean blue!
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3.1/5 (302 votes)

Submitted by: sexayxorangexlvr
Dear Lord,
If you can't make me SKINNY, Please make my friends FAT!
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3.3/5 (365 votes)

Submitted by: threeamigas4312
Fat people are harder to kidnap
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3.7/5 (481 votes)

Submitted by: awesomeness
Bored as a fat person without food
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3.7/5 (442 votes)

Submitted by: onoymous
At fat camp, the guys have bigger boobs
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3.7/5 (603 votes)

Submitted by: kissmyass

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