Can Fat people go skinny dipping??

Your momma is so fat that when she sweats she can be used as a steam roller.

One day a woman asked her daughter to go get some jellyrolls. The girl went to the bakery and ordered all of the jellyrolls that the bakery had. Then she stuffed them all in her mouth and swallowed. When she got home her mom asked where the jellyrolls were. The girl lifts up her shirt and says here, these are the jelly rolls.

Your momma's so fat she has to use the ocean as her toilet!