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Your momma's so fat she has to use the ocean as her toilet!
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One day a woman asked her daughter to go get some jellyrolls. The girl went to the bakery and ordered all of the jellyrolls that the bakery had. Then she stuffed them all in her mouth and swallowed. When she got home her mom asked where the jellyrolls were. The girl lifts up her shirt and says here, these are the jelly rolls.
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2.1/5 (417 votes)
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Submitted by: SeXy LeZ |
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Your momma is so fat that when she sweats she can be used as a steam roller.
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2.6/5 (233 votes)
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Submitted by: me |
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Can Fat people go skinny dipping??
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2.8/5 (347 votes)
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Submitted by: Marar |
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Only in America are "poor" people fat.
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3.0/5 (317 votes)
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Submitted by: Jimbo Bob |
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Yo mamas so fat that at the circus she nicknamed the elephant pee wee.
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3.0/5 (312 votes)
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Submitted by: Tilliam |
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Your momma's so fat that when she fell in the forest, the loggers said "TIMBER"!
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3.0/5 (305 votes)
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Submitted by: calvarychikAG |
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I would probably cry too, if I had a stomach the size of the ocean blue!
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3.1/5 (302 votes)
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Submitted by: sexayxorangexlvr |
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Never under estimate fat people in large groups
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3.3/5 (332 votes)
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Submitted by: KingOfDrama8705 |
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Dear Lord,
If you can't make me SKINNY, Please make my friends FAT!
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3.3/5 (365 votes)
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Submitted by: threeamigas4312 |
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Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale it read one at a time please.
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3.4/5 (450 votes)
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Submitted by: Tilliam |
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Hey!! they made a song about your weight 8675309
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3.5/5 (564 votes)
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Submitted by: Sloth |
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