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Category: Friendship
Message: You came into my life not too long ago
And I want you to know that I'll miss you so
You mean more to me then just a friend, pal and a buddy...
You're the person I come to when my life is really cruddy...
Now that the year is coming to an end
I hope that our friendship will never bend...
Like I said...I'll miss you so
And I’ll never let the memories of our friendship go
Submitted By: alysha

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Can fat people go skinny dipping?
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3.7/5 (771 votes)

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At fat camp, the guys have bigger boobs
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3.7/5 (603 votes)

Submitted by: kissmyass
Bored as a fat person without food
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3.7/5 (443 votes)

Submitted by: onoymous
Fat people are harder to kidnap
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3.7/5 (482 votes)

Submitted by: awesomeness
Hey!! they made a song about your weight 8675309
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3.5/5 (564 votes)

Submitted by: Sloth
Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale it read one at a time please.
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3.4/5 (451 votes)

Submitted by: Tilliam
Never under estimate fat people in large groups
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3.3/5 (333 votes)

Submitted by: KingOfDrama8705
Dear Lord,
If you can't make me SKINNY, Please make my friends FAT!
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3.3/5 (365 votes)

Submitted by: threeamigas4312
I would probably cry too, if I had a stomach the size of the ocean blue!
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3.1/5 (302 votes)

Submitted by: sexayxorangexlvr
Only in America are "poor" people fat.
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3.0/5 (317 votes)

Submitted by: Jimbo Bob
Yo mamas so fat that at the circus she nicknamed the elephant pee wee.
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3.0/5 (312 votes)

Submitted by: Tilliam
Your momma's so fat that when she fell in the forest, the loggers said "TIMBER"!
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3.0/5 (305 votes)

Submitted by: calvarychikAG

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