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Can fat people go skinny dipping?
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3.7/5 (760 votes)

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At fat camp, the guys have bigger boobs
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3.7/5 (595 votes)

Submitted by: kissmyass
Bored as a fat person without food
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3.7/5 (436 votes)

Submitted by: onoymous
Fat people are harder to kidnap
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3.7/5 (473 votes)

Submitted by: awesomeness
Hey!! they made a song about your weight 8675309
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3.6/5 (559 votes)

Submitted by: Sloth
Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale it read one at a time please.
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3.4/5 (445 votes)

Submitted by: Tilliam
Never under estimate fat people in large groups
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3.3/5 (327 votes)

Submitted by: KingOfDrama8705
Dear Lord,
If you can't make me SKINNY, Please make my friends FAT!
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3.3/5 (360 votes)

Submitted by: threeamigas4312
I would probably cry too, if I had a stomach the size of the ocean blue!
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3.1/5 (300 votes)

Submitted by: sexayxorangexlvr
Only in America are "poor" people fat.
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3.0/5 (315 votes)

Submitted by: Jimbo Bob
Yo mamas so fat that at the circus she nicknamed the elephant pee wee.
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3.0/5 (310 votes)

Submitted by: Tilliam
Your momma's so fat that when she fell in the forest, the loggers said "TIMBER"!
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3.0/5 (303 votes)

Submitted by: calvarychikAG

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