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Message: A blonde, brunette,and a redhead are hiding on a farm from the police. The brunette hides in the chicken pen, and when the cop goes by, she says "cluck cluck" with the chickens, and he goes by not noticing. The redhead hides in the pig pen, and when the cop goes by, she says "oink oink" and the cop doesn't notice. Now the dumb blonde goes and hides in a potatoe sack, and when the cop walks by, she says "potato potato!" and she's busted!
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I used to believe in the Easter Bunny... That is, until I learned the rabbits don't lay colored eggs!
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Trying to catch the bunny that stole my eggs, be back later.
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Trying to find some Easter Eggs. Hey I found one under my dog but why is it brown?
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Happy Easter, be back in a hop.
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3.4/5 (48 votes)

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{_*~HaPpY eAsTeR~*_}
::ChIcKs::
::BuNnYs::
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3.1/5 (44 votes)

Submitted by: jamie
If the Easter Bunny gives you Easter Eggs....throw them at someone.
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3.2/5 (41 votes)

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Sitting by my Easter basket waiting for the Easter Bunny.
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3.2/5 (39 votes)

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I am out right now looking for easter eggs! I am a little slow I can't seem to find them!
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3.2/5 (38 votes)

Submitted by: bowlingrack
I have a date with the Easter Bunny!
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3.2/5 (38 votes)

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It's that time of year, yes Easter is here. Easter Eggs, Bunnies, lots of fun. The Easter Bunny comes to everyone. He leaves a trail of eggs, to everyones prize. There is so many, I can't believe my eyes! I love Easter, I love it still. I always have, and always will.
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3.5/5 (29 votes)

Submitted by: Erin McDonald



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