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Message: You have reached the reverend (yourscreenname's) confession hotline. Please leave your sin, and I'll get back to you with a penance. Remember that a confession doesn't count unless it's a vivid, detailed, blow-by-blow description of the sin. Thank you.
Submitted By: ncjon118

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Teen drinking is very bad ... Yo, I got a fake ID dog!
Out drinking-peace
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1.6/5 (168 votes)

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Aren't you cool! I want everyone to know how drunk I was last night too!
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2.0/5 (110 votes)

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Some people say that you're funnier when you are drunk...I'm out testing to see if that's true.
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2.0/5 (61 votes)

Submitted by: solarcriisdark
Urinating ... with drinking in between =)
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2.2/5 (147 votes)

Submitted by: ADIDAS3181
Army Salvation! Army Salvation! Put A Penny In The Drum, Save Another Drunkin Bum!
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2.5/5 (113 votes)

Submitted by: tates
Let me check my watch.....Yup right on time for killing my liver and lungs before I graduate
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2.6/5 (93 votes)

Submitted by: Bobby
(YOUR NAME) was here but left for a beer!
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2.8/5 (55 votes)

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Don't drink and drive...You might hit a bump and spill your drink....Out Partying...Leave a Message....:-D
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2.9/5 (102 votes)

Submitted by: Me again
Getting drunk is a skill, alright!?!
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3.0/5 (80 votes)

Submitted by: amcpower16
When we drink, we get drunk. when we get drunk we fall asleep. when we fall asleep we commit no sin. when we commit no sin, we go to heaven. sooooo, lets all get drunk and go to heaven O:-) .
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3.1/5 (73 votes)

Submitted by: benmanw10
I'm not as think as you drunk I am!
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3.1/5 (94 votes)

Submitted by: joeboxerbabe44
You call it taking advantage...I call it persausion
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3.1/5 (43 votes)

Submitted by: SexySmidgers

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